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But you dug this thread up from a 4 year slumber, so you clearly are alone. And you’re not trying to be nice. You’re trying to have an argument, then accusing the people you want to argue with of trying to have an argument. And what exactly did you want to achieve from your diatribe about “council estate”, “their lives suck” and so on? What about telling people who are joking around to “stfu”? What about trying to single me out the other week? I could go on. This is all just the bile of a frustrated little kid. Come on, I’m sure you’re better than that. All I’ll say is if you post shit, you’ll get shit back. And the fact that you have the gall to complain about everyone else’s conduct either means you either are a troll with a tragically unfulfilled life or just a delusional little bellend. Luckily, neither are always terminal so you do have a chance to change how you use this site. This conversation is over. We’ll see how you get on from here.

I’m deeply sorry to report my life (and finances, thank you very much) are going pretty damn well and I’m really quite happy, but thanks for your concern. Okay, for this one moment, let’s humour you and stop speaking to you like a troll that just needs one gentle prod to rile them, and instead to point out how you come across, on the assumption you’re somehow oblivious to this. All this bitterness you speak of appears to all be coming from you. Whether it be your narcissistic personality, your hilariously quick onset of combativeness or your constant need to either be in an argument or simply to hurl childish insults, you clearly come across as someone quite desperately unhappy with life. If I’m wrong, great. I hope I am. Like a fair few on here, I’ll happily wind people up like there’s no tomorrow but I wouldn’t for a second wish anyone anything other than the best. If you are as miserable and bitter as it comes across, you need to consider breaking down those hideously overactive defences of yours and work on yourself a bit. Nobody has anything they need to prove here. This is a place to dead pool, observe the world and have a laugh. So stop being so combative, stop being so sensitive, stop slinging shit everywhere, stop trying to play the big I-am because, manifestly, it won’t work, show some fucking humility and join us in treating people with respect, in this place that we come to simply wile away the odd spare minute a few times a day, because as far as I can tell the venom is thus far all emanating from you. If indeed it’s wrong to give you the benefit of the doubt and you are as many suspect only here for the confrontation, reply with some standard impertinent and puerile Kenny abuse and we’ll go back to how we were 12 hours ago.

Many happy ones, Time! Shared birthday with Princess Margaret, Barry Norman and Joe Strummer. Or, for people who haven’t had funerals, we have Kim Cattrall off of Sex And The City (64), Dina Carroll off of singing (52) and Kelis off of male-enticing milkshake (41).

Mm. You keep stressing over this. Meanwhile, if you need me, I’ll be here, laughing at you

We don't need to follow up any argument. We leave you to have a puerile little one-sided pissy fit and we just sit back and laugh But of course if your head wasn't so far up your own rectal regions you'd have sussed this by now.

- Laughably criticising someone for something he's guilty of ("you can't make a valid point") - Reference to age/boomer - "Edgy" - General combative pre-teen demeanour Just need the other account cousin to like the comment then we have a full house in Zenny bingo.

To be honest I think just narrowing the 5pt scoring range to +/- 1 is good enough.

Friday: 9

100% is Walliams then. I’ve never understood the phrase myself. Geese are angry cunts. I definitely wouldn’t say boo to one. It’ll hiss at me and try to fuck me up.

Rick Gates: Convicted. Paul Manafort: Convicted. George Papadopoulos: Convicted. Mike Flynn: Convicted. Michael Cohen: Convicted. Roger Stone: Convicted. Steve Bannon: Arrested.

Alex Zanardi’s condition has improved significantly. The man’s incredible.

Thomas Simpson, off of maths, would’ve been 310 today but he’s dead so he isn’t.

Thursday: 14

This is bollocks. Wednesday: 11

And in today’s news Huw Edwards, off of authoritative Welsh accents, turns 59 today. This and more in the next hour.

People who do know her from Big Brother will find this question quite funny.

This Gavin Spencer edit made me laugh quite a lot:

Tuesday: 24

The Vote Leave team that now runs Number 10 spent years dismissing complex policy problems as “Project Fear” or coming up with complete fallacies as solutions to put to the public (remember GATT24, for example?). And recent times really show up how bogus they are. Whenever they’re faced with a policy problem that urgently needs solving, such as this results debacle or various aspects of the pandemic, they completely go to mush. And the relevant ministers disappear for several days. Oh but wait, Gavin Williamson has surfaced just now. He’s essentially passing the blame to OFQUAL and the buck to Universities. And would you believe it, the BBC is spinning it as the government ‘listening’. This isn’t listening. This is them shitting themselves inside out because even their allies are occasionally having moments of clarity and calling them out on how horrendously they handle absolutely fucking everything.

Just a quick interlude while we decide which country we should each fuck off to, looks like the govt is preparing to announce a results fiasco based U-Turn. Though, as Boris went to Eton, they’ll probably upgrade that to an A-Turn.

Yeah, he had a Whale of a time. Whether it be being sacked and fined for breaching impartiality by urging his listeners to vote for Boris Johnson or suspended for months by the already poisonous TalkRadio for being horrendously insensitive in an interview with a rape victim, he was always at his best.

Quick 16 question quiz that tells you which government in the world most closely resembles your views: https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views I got Denmark. Out of curiosity, I ran the quiz again answering with the direct opposite of my views and got Iran.

The arrested MP still has the party whip but is not returning to Commons in September - it won’t be until his bail date in November at the earliest. In unrelated (of course) news, this man‘s social media accounts no longer exist.