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Sunday: 33

Well, you've got one out of two down

These two things happened on the same day.

There’s a positive correlation between how ‘the tits’ they are and how high one’s blood-alcohol content is. So for the most part, couldn’t fucking agree more

You think? Have you been on The 1975 mate? I think even our govt aren't twatty enough to do that when half of them have flagrantly been breaking the rules anyway...oh shit, they might be actually. Good point.

Fucking nora, and this is before the pubs etc are open! We're fucked. Buffalo & MPFC get points today. Saturday: 140

Just my genre!

I love The 1975. This eclectic, stand-out experimental track from their latest album has strong left-field Radiohead vibes to me.

Time, if I could ‘like’ that 1,000 times, I bloody well would.

My great-aunt earlier today, 68. Not Covid-related. Very sudden, very unexpected. She was a real force of nature, incredibly funny, big heart. A proper Dagenham bird. I’m gonna miss her a lot.

I feel he’s always been very good at articulating certain aspects of it in a way that no trained medical professional ever can. Depressed people are always at a certain degree of risk but Campbell does appear to be very good at dealing with it.

Randomly I’ll pick Yang Hyong-sop.

DHSC reporting 149 today. Points for Quim, Buffalo (one out!), Paul, TUM, Paddy, KM and Crem. GUN finally drops from the stalemate at the top! Maybe now the daily numbers are pretty consistently in the 100s during the week it's time to narrow the scoring range a bit? That is until we shoot up again of course. Friday: 139

Yes.

Shadow Education Secretary Rebecca Wrong-Daily has been sacked by Keir Starmer for sharing a post on social media containing anti-semitic conspiracy theory. Good to see Starmer's simply fucking them off at the drop of a hat rather than letting them toxify the party like Corbyn did.

Ganging up on you? I pointed out Alex Jones had the same amusing theory about Michelle Obama and you snapped mate. Think everyone else was having a laugh. But there we are. Let’s not dwell on the past. We disagree. Which leads me neatly to Steve, and his original point of ‘abuse’. I don’t think I’ve seen any genuine vitriolic abuse on here. Certainly, no purposeful, targeted discrimination or bullying. Quips are taken as abuse, wrongly. It’s best not to take to heart what the faceless on a largely light-hearted site (if you can believe that of DL!) might occasionally come out with. At the risk of another Dr Z joining in and proving this wrong, I think we’re all largely good people. Even smug dickholes like me. There’s no institutional hatred and grudge-holding here. If there’s something you can’t *not* take seriously, fire away, but if it’s every little post you feel like this about then you probably need to stop taking this so seriously or consider whether the site is for you. But if there was genuine discrimination aimed directly at someone, I’m sure we wouldn’t stand for it. It’s good we’re all different. Even you, @Steve. Makes the place more interesting.

Yeah, I can imagine. Doesn’t take much; I’ve got metal wire in my back and as a result every single airport I go to I ping the detectors and, doctors note or not, end up getting a comprehensive groping by every Tom, Dick and Hassan in uniform.

Score today is 154, according to DHSC, although I eagerly await Stevetard shitting out a correction from "the internet" later. 5 Points to Quim, Exu, GUN, Buffalo & Crem, and more for The Unknown Man who gets it absolutely bollock on Thursday: 137

Questionable opening to the article.

Andy McCluskey, off of OMD, is 61 today (I fucking despise OMD but I’m sure he’s a nice bloke)

From the Department of Health & Social Care's daily update this afternoon:

DHSC says today's answer is 171. Points for Quim, Crem, GUN and Paddy. Weds: 133

Lowest so far today according to DHSC; 15. Points for Quim, TUM, Crem and GUN. Tuesday: 190

He’s already shouting about the election he hasn’t even lost yet: He’s going to refuse to stand down when he loses, isn’t he? Just what America needs, a huge constitutional crisis.

Monday: 39