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Uruguay by 8 Wales by 8

I’ll get my prediction in early for NZ-Namibia (scheduled for 6th Oct): NZ by 1,425.

Yeah mine was 24. I never knew it was so easy to overestimate the Namibian rugby squad. 31-3 at HT. Come on Namibia, fight back!

Oh dear. It all appears to be going to piss in a kettle for Ireland this half. And apparently, the biggest deficit Ireland have ever recovered in a RWC match is 3.

My name is purely a tribute to the great man in my picture. It's not even an area of personal interest for me.

Ah well, Tonga were worth a punt! Ireland's defence is mighty, but Japan aren't looking too shabby. Second half will be interesting.

Tonga by 5 Ireland by 10 South Africa by 24

Of course it's going to be Ginger Baker. Absolute cert. I went with Leah Bracknell.

Italy by 15 England by 31

Ah, I missed that one! No bother, there’s not a chance in fuck I’d have said Uruguay

Russia V Samoa - Samoa by 8

Wales V Georgia - Wales by 21

One out! Balls.

0615 Italy V Namibia - Italy by 28 0845 Ireland V Scotland - Ireland by 9 1115 England V Tonga - England by 24 And to answer a previous maths question, all winning margins that are a multiple of 1 are possible, providing the losing team scores 5 or more.

I think you're assuming people give enough of a shit. Have some dignity, mate.

Greta gets a lot of press, but IMO she also gets a lot of unjust flack in the media, on social media etc. She's clearly well-informed, passionate and brave. Yes, the media are pushing her a lot. A more rational response to this would be boredom and continued ignorance, not to denigrate her for simply trying to improve the health of the fucking planet. I mean let's not speak of her as some kind of goddess but come on, she just gives a shit about the planet, you can't knock her for that. And I'm sure she realises a lot of her efforts are futile, but she might just help encourage (some) people to make a bit of a difference, even if it's only little changes. Better than nothing, I suppose. Though I don't agree with her school strikes and such toss. But I agree even less with her being lambasted by horrendous, bullying old trolls like Arron Banks and Julia Hartley-Brewer. I can't help but think her age counts against her. People like the two aforementioned trolls getting wound up because it's a 'kid' doing a lecture, as if someone of a young age would dare speak up for something they believe strongly in.

Ricksen scores me 152 juicy points here, to help my chances of getting out of the embarrassingly shit zone of the leaderboard.

What Christmas cracker did you get that out of?

Nando puts me in double figures.

Ah good, a proper sport! Japan V Russia - Japan by 14 Australia V Fiji - Australia by 17 France V Argentina - France by 8 New Zealand V South Africa - New Zealand by 21

EDIT: Of course I drunk posted David Guetta. I'm not going to find this acceptable sober, am I?

Eye infections are so underrated. No work - too contagious. No actually feeling ill - just a bit itchy/gunky. No sod comes near you - lovely bit of peace and quiet. Glorious.

S’up Deathers

Your liver's not lasting that long you cunt