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I can't think who...?

Feeder was my favourite band when I was a littlun. I still love it 2 decades later. As a side note, I've kept in my notes a list of songs I've posted on this thread to make sure I don't post them again. This is my 100th contribution to this ever-growing DL playlist here. I'd just like to apologise profusely.

Roy Orbison reminds me of my nan. She loved his voice. I agree with her. This here is live, and you wouldn't think it given how pitch perfect it is. Neither would you think he performed this about 2 weeks before he died

Lee Kerslake (5 points) Hau Pei-Tsun (5 points) Bob Hawke (4 points) Tommy Donbavand (4 points) Genesis P-Orridge (4 points)

The real question is, who is up in the Mussolini tier? In any aspect? A horrendous cynic, wrongly I'm sure, would think that this post may have a thinly veiled premise of drawing people's attention to the fact it's your birthday. I am, I'm sorry to report, a horrendous cynic. It's an inherent trait that comes part and parcel with being a world-weary Brit. But I'm also a fucking nice bloke. Happy Birthday Roey!

Can someone confirm to me that my eyes are in fact fine and I've not got double vision?

I'm spending my afternoon writing a cover letter and job application for a job I almost certainly have somewhere between fuck all and shit all chance of getting. I've got to Dear Sirs so far, taken a call from my current place of work, watched yesterday's Formula E, and now I'm idly nosing around on here, so it's going blindingly well so far.

That's not quite the review Thom Yorke was going for.

This one's just so ghoulishly beautiful. Go outside on a mild evening, recline, have a cigar and a glass of Pinot Noir to hand, listen to this loudly through your earphones and stare into the middle distance contemplatively. And behold, you'll have an epiphany.

"Astrology accurately explains many things." *Strongly Agree* "Piss off."

I kind of treated the 'agree' and 'disagree' options as a yes/no, but with caveats, and the 'strongly' options for the unequivocal questions. But you're right, a lot of responses are an agree or disagree but with provisos.

Muse's more operatic and haunting side portrayed gorgeously here.

30 seconds? Ah soddit, I had to stop one I conjured up in the office the other day at about 20 seconds through fear of it becoming a shart, so fair play. My fart was, however, so utterly disgusting it deserves a record for most destruction to the nasal passages caused by one rectal tremor. It was so noxious and inhumanly foul, it's standing as a candidate for the Brexit Party in the European elections. As for non-fart-related record activity, I'm struggling to think...I drove from Billericay to Spalding in 1hr 14mins once? Would Guinness accept a record as menial and largely illegal as that?

Drol mate, that’s shit. I’m so sorry. Hope you and your family are there for each other in these difficult times. Take it easy.

Whatever the 1970's equivalent of exclaiming "CHOON!" is.

20 years ago today, 37-year-old Jill Dando reaffirmed her dedication to BBC's Crimewatch by becoming one of the cases.

Kirk. He can look like a bag of bollocks until the cows come home, but that cunt ain’t dying anytime soon.

I'll have Nakasone please.

WANKER.

The grand old duke of Luxembourg appears to be dead.

Why's this happened to me? Why you gotta be like this?

I hate to break it to you...

Hau Pei-Tsun please, Drol Clorox you sod

I’m prepared...