TQR

I'll have Nakasone please.

WANKER.

The grand old duke of Luxembourg appears to be dead.

Why's this happened to me? Why you gotta be like this?

I hate to break it to you...

Hau Pei-Tsun please, Drol Clorox you sod

I’m prepared...

False start Roey, get back in line

Me preparing at the starting blocks in the race to pick Pei-Tsun:

Corbyn, Leave voter, saves us from Remainer May's Brexit railroading...yeah, cunt off mate. We're fucked.

You V Spade...the most anticipated battle since Mayweather V Pacquiao

Fucking woe betide anyone who has to face DI in future rounds...21 points! Christ on a fucking bendy bus. I was quite content with my meagre 3 point lead over Book until I saw that utter bloodbath.

Verne Troyer's life was cut short 1 year ago today, aged 49.

My thoughts are with all the Sri Lankans who’ve been killed around 7 times each as a result of this horrendous attack.

The death toll is worse than originally thought:

You mean to say in the next round of the Deathlist Cup I can't just include 'Diabetic Steve from Middlesbrough'? Dammit. There goes my chances of success.

"Cheeky glass or 3 of vino with this one #nomnom #blessed" Why, Facebook, is there a 'like' button but not a 'this post just gave me cancer' button?

Repeat of yesterday, expect it's a Chenin Blanc with some friends and this 90s gem currently playing:

The canteen closed for Victoria Wood on this day 3 years ago, aged 62.

Why's everyone so bloody healthy this year? God sake.

Sitting in the garden this glorious evening with a Viognier and this currently playing:

Pol was burnt and put in a Pot on this day 21 years ago, aged 72.

'God', I presume, was your Grindr date who waited for you to drink yourself to sleep before slipping you one.

Some South American Sixties Shizz. The chorus definitely doesn't sound like a Rolling Stones song released 3 years earlier.