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The fact it was described as treatable by surgery doesn't sound too sad. Oh no, it does not move me...

I think we have a psychic chain going on now as I was listening to The Chemical Brothers when I saw this post!

Is this gonna be the new Javier Perez de Cuellar thread?

What a shit hot album OK Computer is by Radiohead, and this a superb lead single to spawn from it...

Bernie Nolan became 'Burny' Nolan as she became set for cremation on this day 5 years ago, aged 52.

Kafkaesque. Wish I could use it more.

Slavic Death was fine, except a violation for No.3 (John McCain - taken by theoldlady)

Now she's cold

"Sunning". As in "I spent the day sunning myself". Sunning yourself is not a thing. You were lounging about doing bollocks all and it just happened to be fucking warm outside. Prick.

The local crematorium's incinerator was set to 'Scorchio' two years ago today in preparation for Caroline Aherne, who died aged 52.

Lovely! Just fixed my original post too

I’m really sorry about the old lady, @The Slavic Death, I think she’s just referencing the rules that if you make a violation it’s irreversible once you post. Sorry. But best of luck to you, mate!

Hello, good sir, and welcome.

Mollie Sugden's pussy went cold on this day 9 years ago, aged 86.

The fact that, with relative ease, this looks straight to me makes me think I've had a bottle of wine too many this afternoon

Thirteen years ago? Wow. I was still 8 years old. But of course, don't let that make you feel too much like an old sod. Happy DL Birthday

Val Doonican's chair stopped rocking on this day 3 years ago, aged 88.

Shit man, hope it's not too bad...

I think Morrissey is a virulent, festering bucket of fuck. But some of the stuff The Smiths churned out was pretty good.

Quim's Salubrious Summer Survivors of July: 1) Bishop Francis Quim 2) Meng Lang 3) Iain Lee 4) John McCain 5) Sri Sri Sri Sri Shitter Steamer Super Soaker (Shivakumara Swamigalu)

That's a top class insult there! Sounds like he's being bullied by Stephen Fry

Excellent article. Glad the Maily Dail are here to raise awareness of these horrifying atrocities happening across the nation.

Having yet another mare this month. I'm going to hunt down Leah tomorrow and shout her to death for 10 points thank you very much please.

That's also very true. I had quite a hectic day at work today, much like Ed I'm sure, and as a result I'm currently on life support.