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Amazing work. Hey hello hi. Our little bubba Kill or Save is now all grown up (happy 18th!), but despite its maturity, much like modern day Britain, there’s fuck all chance of it fleeing the nest anytime soon. How about this: the No.1s are all ticked off, and this edition is (until 2030 at least) the last of the No.2s too! 1,033 oh-so-nearlies, whittled down to 7. It’s brutal, it’s contentious, it’s chaotic, and that’s why it’s irresistable. We’ve just done a double-dose of 50s. Sounds nightmarish, but actually I think many of us were pleasantly surprised to find how much music back then still slaps to this day. Volare by Dean Martin won the fun-size final last time out, and very nearly achieved a first-ever 1-2. But enough of that; on we bang, all the way back to the modern day. The land of cheap pot purri scent billowing from a disposable vape held by the manicured and unevenly bronzed hands of the poor corrupted social media generation, raving silently to whatever is hissing at a critical volume through their noise cancelling headphones. The 2010s, everyone. Those had better be moans of excitement. Fancy reliving all the action? See below for links to all Kill or Save games to date: 50s No.1s; 60s No.1s; 70s No.1s; 80s No.1s; 90s No.1s; 00s No.1s; 10s No.1s 50s No.2s; 60s No.2s; 70s No.2s; 80s No.2s; 90s No.2s; 00s No. 2s; 10s No.2s (you are here) (IN PLAY!) 70s No.3s; 80s No.3s; 90s No.3s (IN PLAY!) Christmas Special 2023 KoS HoF Bobby Darin — Mack The Knife The Rolling Stones — Paint It, Black Donna Summer — I Feel Love Nena — 99 Red Balloons Madonna — Vogue Gorillaz — Dare Gotye ft. Kimbra — Somebody That I Used To Know The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl — Fairytale Of New York Dean Martin — Volare Barry Ryan — Eloise Queen — Somebody To Love A-Ha — Take On Me The Cardigans — Lovefool Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor David Bowie — Life On Mars? Tears For Fears — Mad World Termsandconditionsapply: Each song starts with 20 points (whether it deserves it or not). You can vote once a day. Since we all live in different parts of the world with all sorts of different timezones, please add a date at the top of your votes to avoid any confusion (e.g. Thu 25 Jul, 25/7/24, 7/25/24 if you’re a wrongun). Each day you may add up to 4 points to and subtract 6 points from any song on the board. You can split your points between as many songs as you like. You must use all six minus points (unless it’s a round-ending turn) and give at least one plus point. Placeholder posts are allowed, but if you don't edit your votes within 5 minutes, then the next person can go and do their votes. Consecutive votes are not allowed. Before voting, please listen to the songs of each round and vote according to your own opinions, don't vote for songs because they're high/low on the board or because of your opinions about the artist, only the song matters. Make sure you copy and paste the most recent voter's scoreboard when you take your turn to score. For your own ease, ‘paste as plain text’ to get rid of the previous poster’s formatting. Then, delete their +/- scores, add yours, adjust the song’s points total and make your scores bold. Here’s a random example post from a previous game’s finale: Tue 15 Oct 35 Dean Martin — That’s Amore 31 Nat King Cole — When I Fall In Love 31 Dean Martin — Volare +4 27 Elvis Presley — Hound Dog 09 Elvis Presley — Heartbreak Hotel  -6 Reveal hidden contents at your peril, for they contain your destiny. (which happens to involve all 130 UK Singles No.2s of the 2010s) As usual, we’ll go through 5 group stages, beginning with the No.2 hits of 2010/11, followed by a grand final consisting of the 25 songs that have qualified, in which we will decide upon the best UK single of the 10s that wasn’t quite the best, and the artist(s) of said song can resist an offer from Celebrity Big Brother for at least another year. 2010-11: 28 songs, 5 finalists 2012-13: 37 songs, 7 finalists 2014-15: 24 songs, 5 finalists 2016-17: 25 songs, 5 finalists 2018-19: 16 songs, 3 finalists Right then team, time to chow down a big pile of number twos…in Kill or Save.

Aat 9 Nov 60 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 44 Texas - Say What You Want -6 41 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +1 40 No Doubt - Just a Girl 37 Suede - Trash +2 37 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity +1 31 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 24 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 17 Mark Owen - Clementine 16 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 14 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  12 Mark Owen - Child  12 Dina Carroll - Escaping  11 Orbital - The Saint

Sat 9 Nov 28 Maroon 5 — Maps 26 Years & Years — Shine +3 25 Hozier — Take Me To Church 24 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 24 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Real Love 24 Lunchmoney Lewis — Bills 23 Major Lazer ft. MØ & DJ Snake — Lean On +1 22 James Bay — Hold Back The River 22 One Direction — Perfect 20 Will.I.Am ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, French Montana & DJ Mustard — Feelin’ Myself 20 Zedd ft. Hayley Williams — Stay The Night 20 The Vamps — Last Night 20 Duke Dumont — Won’t Look Back 20 Union J — You Got It All 20 Philip George — Wish You Were Mine 20 Natalie La Rose ft. Jeremih — Somebody 20 Calvin Harris & Disciples — How Deep Is Your Love 20 Felix Jaehn ft. J Thompson — Ain’t Nobody 17 Nick Jonas — Jealous 12 R. City ft. Adam Levine — Locked Away 12 5 Seconds of Summer — Don’t Stop 11 Ed Sheeran — Bloodstream 6 John Legend — All Of Me -6

Fri 8 Nov 60 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 46 Texas - Say What You Want -6 40 No Doubt - Just a Girl 40 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 39 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 37 Suede - Trash +4 28 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 24 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 22 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 17 Mark Owen - Clementine 17 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 16 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 14 Orbital - The Saint  14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  12 Mark Owen - Child  12 Dina Carroll - Escaping  06 3T - I Need You  06 Orbital - Satan Live

Round done, with a top-3 to be absolutely ashamed of. Next round. Bit less tragic but still fuckuppable. Good luck. 2014-15 Fri 8 Nov 23 Years & Years — Shine +3 21 Major Lazer ft. MØ & DJ Snake — Lean On +1 20 Will.I.Am ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, French Montana & DJ Mustard — Feelin’ Myself 20 Zedd ft. Hayley Williams — Stay The Night 20 The Vamps — Last Night 20 5 Seconds of Summer — Don’t Stop 20 Maroon 5 — Maps 20 Duke Dumont — Won’t Look Back 20 Taylor Swift — Shake It Off 20 Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne — Real Love 20 Union J — You Got It All 20 Philip George — Wish You Were Mine 20 Meghan Trainor — Lips Are Movin’ 20 Hozier — Take Me To Church 20 James Bay — Hold Back The River 20 Ed Sheeran — Bloodstream 20 Nick Jonas — Jealous 20 Lunchmoney Lewis — Bills 20 Natalie La Rose ft. Jeremih — Somebody 20 Calvin Harris & Disciples — How Deep Is Your Love 20 Felix Jaehn ft. J Thompson — Ain’t Nobody 20 R City ft. Adam Levine — Locked Away 20 One Direction — Perfect 14 John Legend — All Of Me -6

Thu 7 Nov 48 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 44 Texas - Say What You Want 38 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +1 35 Suede - Trash +3 35 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 34 No Doubt - Just a Girl 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 27 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 23 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 17 Mark Owen - Clementine 16 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 16 Madonna - Don’t. Just Don't. -6 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 15 3T - I Need You  15 Orbital - Satan Live 14 Orbital - The Saint  14 Dina Carroll - Escaping  14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  12 Mark Owen - Child 11 Luniz - I Got 5 On It

Thu 7 Nov 85 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 66 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 64 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 59 Adele — Skyfall 55 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 50 Bastille — Pompeii 34 Nicki Minaj — Starships +4 19 Avicii — Hey Brother -4 18 One Direction —  Best Song Ever -2 12 The Vamps — Can We Dance 08 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go

Wed 6 Nov 85 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 70 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 66 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 59 Adele — Skyfall 55 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 50 Bastille — Pompeii 30 Nicki Minaj — Starships +4 20 One Direction — Worst Round Ever -6 19 Avicii — Hey Brother 12 The Vamps — Can We Dance 08 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go

Wed 6 Nov 48 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 38 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 37 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +4 36 Texas - Say What You Want 34 Suede - Trash 34 No Doubt - Just a Girl 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 26 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 26 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina -6 23 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 18 Orbital - Satan Live 16 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 15 3T - I Need You  15 Luniz - I Got 5 On It 14 Orbital - The Saint  14 Dina Carroll - Escaping 14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  12 Mark Owen - Child 

Tue 5 Nov 44 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 36 Texas - Say What You Want -6 35 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 34 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 34 No Doubt - Just a Girl 30 Luniz - I Got 5 On It 30 Suede - Trash +4 28 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 28 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 23 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Dina Carroll - Escaping 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 18 Orbital - Satan Live 16 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 15 3T - I Need You  14 Orbital - The Saint  14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  12 Mark Owen - Child 03 Damage - Wonderful Tonight

Mon 4 Nov 78 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 62 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 55 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 46 Bastille — Pompeii 45 Nicki Minaj — Starships +4 44 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 34 Adele — Skyfall -6 27 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 26 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 22 One Direction — Best Song Ever 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 17 Example — Say Nothing 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 17 Girls Aloud — Something New 10 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar

Mon 4 Nov 40 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 33 Radiohead - Paranoid Android 32 No Doubt - Just a Girl 30 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 30 Suede - Trash +1 30 Luniz - I Got 5 On It +3 30 Texas - Say What You Want -6 29 Faithless - Insomnia 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 26 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Dina Carroll - Escaping 20 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 911 - The Journey 20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There 18 Orbital - Satan Live 16 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina 15 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 15 3T - I Need You 14 Damage - Wonderful Tonight 14 Mark Owen - Child 14 Orbital - The Saint  14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle  11 Barbra Streisand & Celine Dion - Tell Him 10 Mariah Carey - Honey 08 911 - Bodyshakin’ 06 Baby D - So Pure

Sun 3 Nov 32 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 30 Texas - Say What You Want -6 29 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +2 28 No Doubt - Just a Girl 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 25 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 25 Suede - Trash 25 Luniz - I Got 5 On It 25 Faithless - Insomnia 25 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity +2 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 Orbital - Satan Live 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Dina Carroll - Escaping 20 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 3T - I Need You 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 Damage - Wonderful Tonight 20 911 - The Journey 20 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There  20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 16 Babybird - You’re Gorgeous 15 Barbra Streisand & Celine Dion - Tell Him 14 Baby D - So Pure 14 Mark Owen - Child 14 Orbital - The Saint  14 911 - Bodyshakin’ 14 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle 13 Mariah Carey - Honey 13 Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby 11 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina

Sun 3 Nov 73 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 57 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 51 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 41 Bastille — Pompeii 38 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 38 Nicki Minaj — Starships +4 27 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 25 One Direction — Story Of My Life 25 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 23 Adele — Skyfall -6 25 Girls Aloud — Something New 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 One Direction — Best Song Ever 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 20 Example — Say Nothing 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 16 Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo — Let’s Go 14 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar 14 Amelia Lily — You Bring Me Joy 11 Bastille — Of The Night

Sat 2 Nov 65 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 54 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 46 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 37 Bastille — Pompeii 36 Nicki Minaj — Starships +4 35 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 32 One Direction — Story Of My Life 27 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 27 Girls Aloud — Something New 24 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 One Direction — Best Song Ever 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 20 Amelia Lily — You Bring Me Joy 20 Example — Say Nothing 18 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar 18 Adele — Skyfall -6 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 16 Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo — Let’s Go 16 Alyssa Reid ft. Jump Smokers — Alone Again 12 Calvin Harris ft. Example — We’ll Be Coming Back 11 Bastille — Of The Night 10 Jason Derulo — The Other Side

Sat 2 Nov 32 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 30 Texas - Say What You Want 28 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 27 Suede - Trash 27 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +2 25 Luniz - I Got 5 On It +2 25 Faithless - Insomnia 24 No Doubt - Just a Girl 22 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity 22 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 21 Orbital - Satan Live 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 20 Baby D - So Pure 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Dina Carroll - Escaping 20 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 3T - I Need You 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 911 - Bodyshakin’ 20 Damage - Wonderful Tonight 20 911 - The Journey 20 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There  20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Barbra Streisand & Celine Dion - Tell Him 17 Mark Owen - Child 17 Orbital - The Saint  17 Mariah Carey - Honey 16 Babybird - You’re Gorgeous 15 Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby 06 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina -6

You misunderstand me, just as he did. I'm not "dropping out because my favourite is being voted down", I'm wondering how the hell I'm going to vote between all tiles of the extensive Dulux colour chart of beige. Ooh, should I vote for Next To Me by Sandstone? Just Give Me A Reason by White Ochre? Let Me Go by Pearl Barley? Skyfall by Chiltern Wool? Story Of My Life by Pale Walnut?

Yeah, you don’t need to tell me how the game works. I’ve been presiding over it for a while now. Some people take themselves away from a round because they look at it and are completely uninspired. This is the first round in 18 games where we’ve approached that being the case for me.

Minded to sit out until 2014-15 cos this round is fucked.

Fri 1 Nov 26 Texas - Say What You Want 25 Radiohead - Paranoid Android +1 25 Suede - Trash +1 25 Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity +1 24 No Doubt - Just a Girl 24 Katrina and the Waves - Love Shine a Light 24 The Source ft. Candi Staton - You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 23 Luniz - I Got 5 On It +1 23 Faithless - Insomnia 22 Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me 22 Babybird - You’re Gorgeous 21 Orbital - Satan Live 21 The Seahorses - Love Is The Law 21 Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 20 Baby D - So Pure 20 Backstreet Boys - We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans - One to Another 20 Dina Carroll - Escaping 20 B.B.E. - Seven Days and One Week 20 Celine Dion - It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 3T - I Need You 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler - One & One 20 George Michael - Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 20 Mark Owen - Clementine 20 Eternal - Don’t You Love Me 20 Fugees - Rumble in the Jungle 20 Wet Wet Wet - If I Never See You Again 20 U2 - Staring at the Sun 20 911 - Bodyshakin’ 20 Damage - Wonderful Tonight 20 911 - The Journey 20 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz - C U When U Get There  20 Shola Ama - You’re the One I Love 18 Barbra Streisand & Celine Dion - Tell Him 17 Mark Owen - Child 17 Orbital - The Saint  17 Mariah Carey - Honey 14 Peter Andre - All About Us 12 Madonna - Don’t Cry for Me Argentina -6 11 Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby 08 Goldbug - Whole Lotta Love 08 Steven Houghton - Wind Beneath My Wings

Fri 1 Nov 61 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 45 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 45 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 35 Bastille — Pompeii 34 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 32 Nicki Minaj — Starships 29 One Direction — Story Of My Life 28 Adele — Skyfall -6 26 Girls Aloud — Something New 23 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 23 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 One Direction — Best Song Ever 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 20 Alyssa Reid ft. Jump Smokers — Alone Again 20 Amelia Lily — You Bring Me Joy 20 Example — Say Nothing 18 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar 18 Calvin Harris ft. Example — We’ll Be Coming Back 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 16 Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo — Let’s Go 15 Disclosure ft. Aluna George — White Noise +4 11 Bastille — Of The Night 11 Chris Malinchak — So Good To Me 10 Jason Derulo — The Other Side

Thu 31 Oct 61 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 40 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 38 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 32 Bastille — Pompeii 30 Nicki Minaj — Starships 29 One Direction — Story Of My Life 29 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 26 Girls Aloud — Something New 26 Adele — Skyfall -6 23 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 23 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 22 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar 21 Disclosure ft. Aluna George — White Noise +4 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 One Direction — Best Song Ever 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 20 Alyssa Reid ft. Jump Smokers — Alone Again 20 Amelia Lily — You Bring Me Joy 20 Example — Say Nothing 18 Calvin Harris ft. Example — We’ll Be Coming Back 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 17 Chris Malinchak — So Good To Me 16 Jason Derulo — The Other Side 16 Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo — Let’s Go 12 Bastille — Of The Night  10 Sean Paul — She Doesn’t Mind 08 James Arthur — You’re Nobody ’Til Somebody Loves You 03 50 Cent, Eminem & Adam Levine — My (soon to be ended) Life Wow. Just wow.

Thu 31 Oct 23 Jamiroquai- Virtual Insanity 22 Radiohead- Paranoid Android 22 Suede- Trash +2 22 Luniz- I Got 5 On It +2 22 No Doubt- Just a Girl 22 Babybird- You’re Gorgeous 22 Katrina and the Waves- Love Shine a Light 21 Faithless- Insomnia 20 Baby D- So Pure 20 Goldbug- Whole Lotta Love 20 Mariah Carey- Always Be My Baby 20 Backstreet Boys- We’ve Got It Goin’ On 20 The Charlatans- One to Another 20 Dina Carroll- Escaping 20 B.B.E.- Seven Days and One Week 20 Celine Dion- It’s All Coming Back to Me Now 20 Mark Owen- Child 20 3T- I Need You 20 Robert Miles ft. Maria Nayler- One & One 20 Orbital- Satan Live 20 Texas- Say What You Want 20 George Michael- Older/I Can’t Make You Love Me 20 Mark Owen- Clementine 20 The Source ft. Candi Staton- You Got The Love (Now Voyager Mix) 20 Eternal- Don’t You Love Me 20 Fugees- Rumble in the Jungle 20 Wet Wet Wet- If I Never See You Again 20 Orbital- The Saint 20 U2- Staring at the Sun 20 911- Bodyshakin’ 20 The Seahorses- Love Is The Law 20 Damage- Wonderful Tonight 20 911- The Journey 20 Coolio ft. 40 Thevz- C U When U Get There 20 Backstreet Boys- Everybody (Backstreet’s Back) 20 Peter Andre- All About Us 20 Shola Ama- You’re the One I Love 20 Mariah Carey- Honey 20 Backstreet Boys- As Long As You Love Me 20 Barbra Streisand & Celine Dion- Tell Him 18 Madonna- Don’t Cry for Me Argentina -6 14 Steven Houghton- Wind Beneath My Wings 02 East 17- Hey Child

You fucking twats. That is outrageous. That Bobby Brown track is a definitive 90s banger.

Wed 30 Oct 51 Emeli Sande — Next To Me 33 Pink ft. Nate Ruess — Just Give Me A Reason 29 Disclosure ft. Aluna George — White Noise +4 28 Bastille — Pompeii 27 Bruno Mars — Locked Out Of Heaven 25 One Direction — Story Of My Life 25 Nicki Minaj — Starships 23 Taylor Swift — I Knew You Were Trouble 23 One Direction — Best Song Ever 23 Girls Aloud — Something New 23 Adele — Skyfall -6 22 Dappy ft. Brian May — Rockstar 22 Gary Barlow — Let Me Go 21 Bruno Mars — When I Was Your Man 21 The Wanted — Chasing The Sun 21 The Vamps — Can We Dance 21 Chris Malinchak — So Good To Me 20 Alyssa Reid ft. Jump Smokers — Alone Again 20 Justin Bieber — Boyfriend 20 Calvin Harris ft. Example — We’ll Be Coming Back 20 Amelia Lily — You Bring Me Joy 20 Example — Say Nothing 18 Bastille — Of The Night 18 Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo — Let’s Go 17 James Arthur — You’re Nobody ’Til Somebody Loves You 17 Avicii — Hey Brother 16 Jason Derulo — The Other Side 14 50 Cent, Eminem & Adam Levine — My Life 12 Conor Maynard — Can’t Say No 12 Chris Brown — Don’t Wake Me Up 10 Sean Paul — She Doesn’t Mind 04 Will.I.Am ft. Justin Bieber — #thatPOWER The top two are fucking BEIIIIIIIIIIIGE