Caisson

weelcome to 1995.

Do your own dead pool then. I'm sick of this fucking moan, moan fucking moan. I've worked by balls off for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS and all I get it "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi!" If you don't like the rules, don't fucking enter. Simple as fucking that. That's it. 2017 is MY LAST YEAR. PERIOD. Someone else can fucking do it. I'm sick of my time being wasted like this. Someone else can take up the fucking cudgel and spend hour after hour, entering teams, making updates etc etc and having to put up with moaning minnies every fucking year. I've taken it as far as i can go. No more. and Paul Lambert can fuck off an' all... I'm sorry you think your time's being wasted. It isn't, and I'm sorry if you think we moan too much, If it's causing you this much stress maybe it might be time to give it up. Please try not to let some people's moaning and negativity to dishearten you. Please don't make any hasty final decisions just yet. I think your doing a brilliant and fantastic job. I have no problem with the rules you set out. I'm half Scottish and have spent much of my recent years in Scotland and don't think there's anything anti Scottish at all in your system. The other half of me is scouse which is also another motivation for me to feel I should rush to your defence. Some People need to take a step back and think about what their saying. I am very grateful to you for all your hardwork. It's impossible to please everyone so don't get stressed even trying. Take care mate ☺ Please try not to let some people's moaning and negativity to dishearten you. Please don't make any hasty final decisions just yet. I think your doing a brilliant and fantastic job. I have no problem with the rules you set out. I'm half Scottish and have spent much of my recent years in Scotland and don't think there's anything anti Scottish at all in your system. The other half of me is scouse which is also another motivation for me to feel I should rush to your defence. Some People need to take a step back and think about what their saying. I am very grateful to you for all your hardwork. It's impossible to please everyone so don't get stressed even trying. Take care mate ☺ I will add my thanks and appreciation for your work Blackie. The rules are very straightforward and if people want to moan about it, let them. I, like many others have failed to get a "hit" for picks in the DDP that fail to get the required obit but keep a good attitude about it. The great majority of the players are the same. If you decide to stop running the DDP it will be understandable but I hope you continue. Once again, thanks for all your hard work these last several years. Is this something like what you guys were trying to achieve?

These endless self-predictions are about as productive as the derivatives market

My uncle frank used to stick satsumas in his foreskin

Now that would be funny Would make the stonewall riots look like the stonewall riots

No thanks

I'd like to see Alan Bleasdale make a comeback

I dunno... when you're trying to scare off alive hobos?

I eat their food when I want my farts to smell like a dead hobo.

STOP SAYING "DEAD AT" AS THOUGH MINOR ACTORS ARE POPE JFK THE THIRD OR SOMETHING FOR FUCKS SAKE

Wow a very trendy death, I'm jealous

Wow and people say Jack the Ripper museums are creepy... fuck that

Yeah. Also, I heard it's "not best advised" to use hydrogen in an airship...

also I always knew the BBC's "text coverage" of matches was unhealthy... , *wipes atomic dust off clothes*

How long did he last without Gene Wilder, what was it like 4 months or somethin

I guess being alive is now an... alien concept to him?

oh god

Like every other person who has more hair on his head than on his hands, and isn't on first-name-terms with every cardiac doctor in the 50 mile radius, I have no idea what hun means and "dinnae" care!

I'll try and "say" this slowly so you can have a snifter of a chance of understanding It's "easy" to be cocky and flippant about the idea of the website being shut down because if it isn't here tomorrow I can't come on here call you the dumb cunt you are for doing so and say "i told you so" can I?

Oh dear. Shaun, if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, it's make this website or the concept of "deadpooling" understandable/relatable to football scum. If I'd been around I could have told you that. If there's one thing that can get foghorn-voiced Britchav fucktards to form a lynch mob that could potentially kill off something like this, when usually they would just pass on by and not give a shit, it's when you offend their PRECIOUS FOOTBALLUUHHRRSSS. Thought it was fairly obvious that it was the only sacred cow for the miserable simpletons who infest this wasteland. Look what they did to that poor Liam Stacey schmuck (can't believe that was 5 years ago now). They even made him wait an extra year to do his uni examinations... "HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR, HOW DARE YOU OFFEND THE PRECIOUS FOOTBALLERS." the voices in their head yawn over and over. Forever. Oh well... next time you're trying to not get a website shut-down, you'll know what to do! You live and learn!!!

aren't you supposed to be dead?

haha, balls.

As opposed to Hillary who displayed even less understanding of how to conceal sensitive material than Gary Glitter?

Good. I'm glad they survived. Sadly, given their ages, they might go soon. I really do hope we get to see seven living presidents, and I don't mean by trump being impeached. When I was a kid, I was upset that Nixon was the ONLY living president, until Ford in 1974. I was sad when we lost Truman, Eisenhower and Johnson. I hope I'm super lucky and no president dies for the next eight years. By the way, I would love to see another World War II Veteran in congress, senate or president. When I was a kid, in the early 1970's, almost all politicians were World War II (or even World War I) Veterans. I wonder what Yossarian is up to these days...?