bladan

Feed me! When trying to rescue three sheep in the high mountains in the municipality of Längenfeld, on Friday a 45-year-old fell to his death. The crew of the helicopter had been called to rescue. When trying to capture the sheep, one of the two marshals slid over a cliff edge on the wet grass and plunged about 150 meters into the depths. https://tirol.orf.at/news/stories/2932083/

vitamin c deficiency. How many humans have died in the last 50,000 years? A. 10 billion B. 30 billion C. 50 billion D. 100 billion E. 150 billion

A doctor with balls! Hong Kong doctor 'killed wife and daughter using gas-filled yoga ball' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-45281315

He wrote and illustrated the poetry book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories. This singer died because she A. was bitten by her boyfriend's pet cobra B. was shot by her drunken manager C. jumped from 32. floor D. drank a pint of Furadan E. suffered from a genetic early Alzheimer's disease

 positive attitude? That's sick!

Cream - Tales Of Brave Ulysses - 1967 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEoY7lY2G0

It's A. Vodka and Hot Dogs. The actress (below) died because she took: A. Vodka and 40 pills B. Rum and 50 pills C. Whisky and 60 pills D. Brandy and 70 pills E. Gin and 80 pills F. None of the above. Breast cancer did her in G. Aliens abducted her. She died in Mars H. A crocodile got her during her holiday in Ceylon I. Kermit the Muppet shot her with an Uzi

Kudos to Asia Argento. But Hurriganes is the most famous Finnish rock'n roll band. They recorded one of their best records about 500 metres from where I live. My dad very well knew the recording "engineer", in the cellar where no one could stand up. Two years before that, they recorded their most famous album at the ABBA studios in Stockholm. Dr Feelgood wanted the Hurriganes guitarist who was born about 2000 metres from where I live.

I knew a German - he died a year ago. His ship was torpedoed in 1943 or 1944. He barely managed to survive in the cold water. Then he became a POW. He managed to escape but was... what is the word in English - denounce? He was hiding in a hut but was denounced by a peasant in Poland. Russians took him to Siberia. It was rather hard there in Krasnoyarsk. Then he saved a Russian from certain death. In the mines. Because of that became something of a favorite prisoner. Then he was released - in 1950.

One for @bladan here: NSDAP's Rudolf Heß marched off this mortal coil an diesem tag einunddreizig jähre ago, aged dreiundneunzig. Achtung! Countess Elizabeth Báthory (1560 – 21 August 1614) was a Hungarian noblewoman and alleged serial killer from the Báthory family of nobility in the Kingdom of Hungary, who owned land in the Kingdom of Hungary (now Hungary and Slovakia) and Transylvania (now Romania). She has been labelled by Guinness World Records as the most prolific female murderer, though the precise number of her victims is debated. Báthory and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of young women between 1585 and 1609. The highest number of victims cited during Báthory's trial was 650. Thank you Liz Bathory. As Einstein said, time is an illusion. You are still with us LOVE

Oceans are warming at a rate of 4 Hiroshima bombs per second. We are under an asteroid attack. Therefore our kids (possibly) or grand kids (probably) are doomed. That means that our grand kids are probably the final global human generation in history (and that's a conservative estimate)

Stratocaster with a Telecaster neck?

Colombians warned not to have sex as intense heatwave continues https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/colombians-warned-too-hot-sex-santa-marta-julio-salas-a8498126.html

Check out also his novels Martian time-slip, Dr Bloodmoney, The game-players of Titan, Clans of the Alphane moon, Zap gun, Ganymede takeover, The world Jones made and Galactic pot-healer

I recommend his short stories, often brilliant, and Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldrich (a novel), in this order. Some of his novels,especially the late ones, are boring.

Personal favorite from her: nothing. No talent, can't sing, can't dance and her legs give me the creeps

"I am a fatalist. Absolutely. When it's time, it's time." – Eddie Cheever

The body of a woman who died after falling off a cliff in France was devoured by vultures in just 45 minutes. There were only bones, clothes and shoes left on the ground https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/06/woman-eaten-by-vultures-cliff_n_3224746.html

Did I already post this? Thailand woman dead after jumping into crocodile pit https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29218557

Lauda's condition has apparently worsened. His kidneys have problems, the doctors had to use dialysis catheter. Already before the lung transplantation his kidneys (both of them transplanted) were in no good condition. One more problem is that Lauda's body has not yet adopted the new lung. http://www.heute.at/sport/formel1/story/Rueckschlag--Jetzt-macht-die-Niere-Lauda-Probleme-59909906 Update: there are positive news again? The problems are resolved, with Lauda had been removed the kidney catheter for dialysis. He no longer hangs on any devices. He also did the first physiotherapy and breathing exercises. He breathes independently and can already speak. He is still in the intensive care unit. https://wien.orf.at/news/stories/2929763/

John was lucky. No more crap

That's true

Difficult thing. I am depressed too. Nasty people, climate change and no chance to use my talent. And I'm getting old. Over 100 billion humans have lived of which only 7 percent are alive today. Some time ago I visited ***** and managed to get enough ***** to... listen to Demi Lovato?

I found a program called dvdstyler that might do the job.