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  1. Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    What happens if Ford decides not to use a stuntman
  2. Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Or surviving a nuke in the fridge
  3. You mean the lemon drink? I want that recipe Vodka or tequila?
  4. Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease

    But which one I have two. Please help
  5. Peter Falk Is Suffering From Alzheimer's Disease

    I fear I'm Suffering From serious Alzheimer's Disease. I am too dumb and I have alredy ONE serius warning from this forum This situation is horrible Should I eat rat poison?
  6. What is the best booze around? Please suggest something not too expensive but good. I have tried these: 1) Russian standard vodka. Good but somewhat too expensive. Ian Fleming recommended vodka and he was an expert 2) Finlandia vodka. That's OK I once visited the factory. Russian standard vodka is slightly better though 3) Captain morgan's dark rum- as before. In fact very good but too expensive 4) Scotch– it's easy to find scotch that is slightly less expensive than 1) or 2) or 3) but it's always less good.
  7. Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    Steven Spielberg confirms the next Indiana Jones movie will start filming in the UK in April 2019 with Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role at the age of 76 or 77. Age is just a number... not. Goodbye Harrison Ford
  8. 47. Olivia Newton-John

    One bottle of vodka a day? Should keep her well greased
  9. 45. Stephen Hawking

    This is my personal favourite of the quotes of his. "Humans need to find a new planet to live on within 100 years if it is to survive."
  10. Nirvana is OK in this list, the rest is bullshit. Sabrina is 50 today!
  11. Biggest Misses By The Committee 2018

    Yes the kids have her and Philip's genes which are pretty decent BUT THEY ARE TOO CLOSE. I have noticed your genetic problem – UK is a tiny island isnt'it Get some black blood in the Royal Family (sorry about my English)
  12. Biggest Misses By The Committee 2018

    I'm afraid your Queen is too dumb to smoke. Her sister Princess Margaret was a heavy smoker for most of her adult life. Her acquaintance Gore Vidal, the noted American writer, wrote: "She was far too intelligent for her station in life.
  13. Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Kalervo Palsa's "Eläkeläinen Muistelee" ("Retiree Reminisces"), a black-and-white inked comic-book recounting a plethora of highly surreal necrophiliac homosexual sadistic tales. In the end of the story the narrator (a mass necrophile who poisoned his family with the "destroying angel" (Amanita virosa, the white mushroom) dies and then has hot gay group sex with St Peter and other apostles. After this successful test of character he is admitted to heaven. He is told that all women go to hell because they have no dicks, as do those men whose dicks are too small. The Finnish cult artist Palsa had the reputation of a drunken artist masturbating at home and painting furiously. He used an incredibly varied palette of techniques and materials even including housepaint.
  14. Ideas and Possibilities for 2019

    They will get her catch as catch can.