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About bladan

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    Assassin
  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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    There is no such thing as location
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    Octopussy

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  1. bladan

    Heads Of State/government

    I want more porno
  2. bladan

    Wrestlers/actors

    There's no Bobby Fulton. It's a hoax
  3. Are you man enough to listen to this or are you despicable. Is yours as short as Paul's??? Hallelujah!!! https://youtu.be/JxQeYyCcyIw
  4. bladan

    A Joke

    Bladan has no age. There's no bladan. Read Advaita Vedanta, spend a decade or two meditating in Tibet, then get spanked by a wild bunch of nuns. Then have your money stolen and then repeat that question
  5. bladan

    A Joke

    Ok too difficult for you as usual. The expression "Vauhti on kateissa" means not only "pace is missing" but also "pace is in cats". That's why Kimi got a cat. No shit Sherlock
  6. bladan

    Club 27

    There is no such cause of death
  7. bladan

    A Joke

    Kimi Räikkönen ja Alfa Romeon tallipäällikkö kinastelivat palaverissa. Seuraavaan kilpailuun Kimi otti mukaansa kissan. "Mitä tuo täällä tekee", tallipäällikkö ihmetteli. "No kun sä sanoit että vauhti on kateissa" (My joke is almost funny but impossible to translate)
  8. bladan

    A Joke

    Why should clocks be sprayed with insecticide? Because time flies.
  9. bladan

    Celebrity Chefs

    and Janet Leigh
  10. bladan

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    Sounds like their frozen relationship is thawing
  11. bladan

    Memes

    Can't you see, there is life after death
  12. bladan

    Ideas and Possibilities for 2020

    Of course you hip-hoppers haven't heard about this master of black. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Soulages Pierre Soulages (French: ; born 24 December 1919), a French painter, engraver, and sculptor. In 2014 François Hollande described him as "the world's greatest living artist."
  13. Timeless. RIP Jack and Ginger https://youtu.be/rIgX4e2Z9Qk
  14. I remember a red-haired girl. During a lesson the teacher suddenly said to her: "Don't bother, I'm not any porn (sic!)". That was long ago I'm testing mead. Good so far. If I drop dead it's his fault who refused to support me and forced me to buy cheap booze instead of quality drinks
  15. bladan

    The Dutch

    Dutch gossip magazine Party titles their story "Big worries about critically ill José Hoebee". The wedge-nosed LUV' lead singer is said to have lost 20 kg and feel pain in her mouth. José herself says that the story is very exaggerated but admits to be going through a hard time. https://luvgirlgroup.blogspot.com/
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