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  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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  1. bladan

    A Joke

    My dad did see him years after the war.
  2. bladan

    A Joke

    Yes! That's "the white death", the most successful sniper in history.
  3. bladan

    A Joke

    This "joke" (?) happens in the Batcave. Batman suffers from clinical depression. He feels that their crime fighting is meaningless and doomed to fail. Everyone dies. Batman wants to suicide by Batmobile exhaust fumes. Robin decides to use the Batcomputer which prints out the only possible cure. Robin reads it and shouts aloud: "That's it! Baton! Holy Anal Swirl Vibrating Insertable Police Baton!" OK I can't tell jokes - but I tried
  4. bladan

    A Joke

    God walks into a bar. Everyone asks God, "My God, I love my family but we all are living in poverty and now are dying of cancer and sudden heart attacks, what's the meaning of life?" God farts, spits and says: "A double bourbon as usual please!"
  5. Starsky & Hutch - Bad girl (Nazareth)
  6. bladan

    Death, Italian Style

    Mountaineer Simone La Terra, 36, vs. Dhaulagiri, 8,167 m: 0-1 https://www.montagna.tv/cms/122944/incidente-sul-dhaulagiri-muore-simone-la-terra/
  7. bladan

    Death Anniversary Thread

    Who knows. Btw, HH's daughter, 88 is still alive
  8. bladan

    Death Anniversary Thread

    Don't forget the lovely Reichsf├╝hrer of SS who left us on 23 May 1945
  9. bladan

    Club 27

    Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse http://www.ibtimes.com/woman-embalmed-alive-dies-painfully-due-hospitals-bizarre-error-2670354
  10. Better than original?
  11. bladan

    Astronauts

    Jesus. What Moon? Physicists say there's no Moon when we don't look. Only naive realists (that means: morons) say there is "the Moon" when we sleep.
  12. Persians play santoor too One of my favorite records - I could listen to this forever - hypnotic - extremely well recorded - BUT it lasts over 70 minutes AND is serious classical SO don't bother to listen
  13. bladan

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    The 1986 American manned fireworks rocket is an unsurpassed classic. So dramatic and hi-tech, and those devil's horns in the sky were pure art. Perhaps the most expensive deaths ever?
  14. bladan

    Curse Of The Eurovision

    I have a theory. Eurovision is evil! For example Eurovision in 1974, the Swedish entry costumes - so tasteless. I can understand why Born Vulvaless has lost his memory of that Last time I watched Eurovision was in 1975
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