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bladan

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About bladan

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  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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  1. bladan

    A Joke

    My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of a teenager until she checked the freezer.
  2. bladan

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Yes send me beer ASAP. I just bought 24 cans. By next morning they're gone. I don't believe any of that health bs
  3. bladan

    A Joke

    Why was a hospital janitor given the sack? He was injured in a car crash and needed two amputations. By mistake the surgeons had cut both the wrong leg and the wrong arm off. Realising their mistakes they had, of course, to amputate the bad leg and the bad arm as well. (needs editing)
  4. bladan

    5. Leah Bracknell

    She has merged with the Absolute. Her death date is a numerological mystery, so I wasn't so wrong after all
  5. bladan

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Asteroid time. Asteroid in the UK
  6. bladan

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    So what happens next in this idiotic soap opera
  7. Great success! 40 pints of Bladan's Special DIY beer are ready to bottle! André the Giant could drink over 126 pints in one sitting. Let's top that
  8. bladan

    Lookie Likey

    Why do they wear the same subliminal message in their clothes. White, blue and red. The KKK guy wears a cross near his heart and Trump wears a flag in the same place. White is for racial purity (sattva), red is for passion or war (rajas, as in cigarette boxes) and blue is for peace i.e. tamas, business-as-usual? No yellow (disease) and no green (nature) and no black (death), of course.
  9. bladan

    5. Leah Bracknell

    The Grim Reaper is back to his old tricks
  10. Well, I once crashed my car with a lorry. I had drunk one pint of beer and was speeding. I think it was the beer. Luckily no one was injured. Best of all, the police fined the lorry driver. I'm joking of course, this never happened
  11. bladan

    Scottish Independence

    Misers and Nessie and so-so whisky
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