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  1. A dream job https://www.reuters.com/article/us-sri-lanka-drugs-hangmen-idUSKCN1Q10VM
  2. I have been researching spiritual cannibalism. Did you know that The Aghori, a sect of Indian Monks, perform cannibalistic rituals in order to gain spiritual enlightenment. They are just like Smith & Jones (perhaps you remember the TV western series), they do not kill anyone for use in the ceremonies, using only the bodies of people who have already died. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1467880/nine-places-across-the-world-where-cannibalism-is-still-alive-and-well/
  3. Russian Cannibal Who Drank Victim's Blood From a Goblet and Ate Her Brain Delivers Final Court Statement in Verse https://www.newsweek.com/russian-cannibal-who-drank-victims-blood-goblet-and-ate-her-brain-delivers-1226876
  4. Latest news from Finland: A swine farm has collapsed. About 300 pigs are being "saved" (that's right, fire department of Salo, Finland is busy trying to save 300 pigs from death... Anything funny in this scenario?) No humans are hurt, thank God, hallelujah
  5. bladan

    Winter Olympic Deaths

    One more classic from him "Everyone has eaten sausage. But how many of us have eaten a well overdone Tapola?" Of course that one had nothing to do with his then-wife Tapola, an aging sausage heiress Don't get me wrong, he was a genius. Streets apart from anyone else
  6. bladan

    Winter Olympic Deaths

    Also "Life is laiffii", "Love is like a ball of wool, it starts and ends", "I don't recommend antabus for anyone! When you're on it and drink, you feel absolutely awful", "I don't fall into the trap of acquiring prosperity", "Perhaps I was drunk, perhaps not, who cares so not I can jump" ('so not' has become a popular expression in Finland), "There are two kinds of people. Some take drugs, some are athletes, some bring themselves to their end and some just sleep. I belong to the part who sleep, do sports, make love and beat themselves, and perhaps you are bound to hit another people while doing that.", "I am a Russian although I don't wear red, I'm a communist but just act to do so. In reality I am a human being who walks and talks on the phone", "That's it, we buy potatoes in spring but elsewhere they buy them in autumn", "Your question sounds like a question", "Let's take a film like a film. When a film is made, it's a film.", "What's hasn't been done cannot be undone" and "I'm neither gay nor lesbian. Everything between goes" Which one do you find his best? His "Your question sounds like a question" is a good one. It buys you some time to think, it's always a good answer. The best possible answer in fact. I'm going to use that. I like also "What's hasn't been done cannot be undone" – it could be the Final Truth .
  7. bladan

    Winter Olympic Deaths

    Nykanen's final one-liner was "I understand that but my brain does not"
  8. Did you read the bottle imp?`It's a favorite of mine, even better as comics
  9. bladan

    Winter Olympic Deaths

    His one-liners became popular. "Life is the best time we have." "Every chance is a possibility!" "Odds are 50-60 what happens." "When you jump, you're up there quite up yours". "Whenever I jump I get a bon-voyage feeling." "Tomorrow is always future". "It's pussy what's always on my mind but let's jump first"
  10. bladan

    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    That's bullshit. Current world population will soon hit 7.69 billion planet eaters. I couldn't care less about his stupid soap music
  11. "Still a rip off at 1p" Have you read the the bottle imp by RLS. http://www.gutenberg.org/files/329/329-0.txt
  12. bladan

    Interesting Ways To Die...

    student dies after eating leftover pasta that had been left on his kitchen benchtop for five days https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3232990/
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