bladan

Finns are white. They are fond of boring gossip, TV and ice hockey. I forgot to mention Dmitri Hvorostovsky, the singer. His records are very good if you are into classical music.

According to quantum mechanics and the Schrodinger paradox, we are all both dead and alive. "The jimmy sauna thing must have pissed off the Reaper..." I am Finnish and very stupid, we have sauna here but what is the jimmy sauna thing? Because I am very stupid, I have nothing to lose when I die. You are not as lucky!

Andre Watts, pianist. Duncan Forbes, footballer. Brian May, rocker. Britt Ekland, Bond girl. Robert Fripp, guitarist. Boris Spassky, chess player. Donald Trump, president. Emerson Fittipaldi, racing driver. Lindsey Vonn, alpine skier. Pete Townshend, rocker. Martin Brundle, racer. Lee Kerslake, rocker. Dino Zoff, footballer. Keke Rosberg, racing driver. Björn Borg, tennis champion. Patrick Tambay, racing driver. Rihanna, pop star. Ridley Scott, director. Chuck Norris, martial arts film star. Sally Carr, pop singer. Bladan, a moron.