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    In Blade Runner the dying replicant (played by Rutger Hauer) says "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

     

    So is Betelgeuse going to explode in 2020? In 2019 the giant red star Betelgeuse, which marks Orion's right shoulder, is the dimmest it’s been in almost a century. Normally, Betelgeuse is among the 10 brightest stars in the sky. However, it began dimming in October, and now it has faded so much it isn’t even in the top 20. Sudden dimming could mean that it is about to explode in a supernova. Maybe tomorrow.

     

     

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    On 04/12/2019 at 09:12, Paul Bearer said:

    Out of curiosity, what age are you? 

    Bladan has no age. There's no bladan. Read Advaita Vedanta, spend a decade or two meditating in Tibet, then get spanked by a wild bunch of nuns. Then have your money stolen and then repeat that question

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    13 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

    FFS. (Translates just the same in all languages) 

    Ok too difficult for you as usual. The expression "Vauhti on kateissa" means not only "pace is missing" but also "pace is in cats". That's why Kimi got a cat. No shit Sherlock

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    Kimi Räikkönen ja Alfa Romeon tallipäällikkö kinastelivat palaverissa. Seuraavaan kilpailuun Kimi otti mukaansa kissan. "Mitä tuo täällä tekee", tallipäällikkö ihmetteli. "No kun sä sanoit että vauhti on kateissa"

     

    (My joke is almost funny but impossible to translate)

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    2 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

    Not sure where to drop this.

     

    Police have confirmed the identity of the man whose body was found in a deceased woman’s freezer, but, there are still a lot of questions about how and when he died.

    He’s been identified as 69-year-old Paul Mathers. He was the husband of Jeanne Sourone Mathers who lived in the retirement apartment complex.  Investigators believe she knew he was in the freezer the entire time, but they still don’t know how long he was there.  
    Police were called to the Remington Park Apartments after a maintenance worker said he hadn’t seen the woman in two weeks.

    She was found on her bed, and officers believe she may have died of natural causes.  An investigator found her husband’s body inside a three- to four-foot-wide freezer while he was looking for clues to help him determine how long she had been deceased.
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    Sounds like their frozen relationship is thawing

  18. Posted

    On 04/08/2019 at 22:36, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

    The first teacher I ever fancied was Mrs Lee.

    She was lovely.

    Later on, when she left to have a baby ( no, if was NOT mine Deathers :lol: ) she was replaced by Miss Douglas who was also rather nice.

    Both were teachers of Drama.

    I fucking hated Drama.

    I remember a red-haired girl. During a lesson the teacher suddenly said to her: "Don't bother, I'm not any porn (sic!)". That was long ago

    I'm testing mead. Good so far.

    If I drop dead it's his fault who refused to support me and forced me to buy cheap booze instead of quality drinks

     

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