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Look at Paul's nose. It's very different these days. Hmm...
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On 10/11/2019 at 15:17, torbrexbones said:A well-known Russian historian has confessed to murdering his lover - a former student - his lawyer says, after he was found in a river with a backpack containing a woman's arms.
Oleg Sokolov, 63, was drunk and fell into the river as he tried to dispose of body parts, local media said.
Police then found the decapitated body of Anastasia Yeshchenko, 24, at his home.
Prof Sokolov reportedly told police that he killed his lover during an argument and then sawed off her head, arms and legs.
He is said to have planned to get rid of the body before publicly committing suicide dressed as Napoleon.
What is important is that he didn't plan to eat the body. Moral standards of the human race are still high!
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1 hour ago, torbrexbones said:Does that mean that Kirk is 3% on the way to becoming immortal?
No, Captain Kirk is already immortal
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12 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:I’ve been listening to Radio 1 this morning at work
LOL
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1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said:Jacket and trousers sell for £313,000.
313 is Donald Duck's plate number
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Richard the Lionheart and Ginger Baker, with their horses and swords
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Richard the Lionheart and Ginger Baker
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What did head of the Gestapo say to a dead parrot?
"Ve haf vays of making you talk!"
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On 28/10/2019 at 00:26, maryportfuncity said:The backlash against Coronation Street's male rape storyline has led ITV bosses to consider whether it ought to drop the soap.
or rename it Sodomization Street
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I was there! ... not.
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8 hours ago, En Passant said:Given the fact that you appear to be posting each track as you listen to it the last thing you need is more alcohol.
Beer isn't alcohol, it's almost 100 % water
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I need Yorkshire beer
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Played by a master, digitized by bladey. I attendend one of his last concerts
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Listen to the bells
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All you need is more pistols
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Memories from 1987: I watched wrestling, Deadly Ernest show and this while doing a student nurse
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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of a teenager
until she checked the freezer.
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A Joke
in DeathList extra-curricular
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A novelty joke! Invented by me, translated from Finnish. I hope anything wasn't lost in translation.
How did a cat react to the climate change?
It became mouse neutral.