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    On 01/10/2019 at 20:16, Toast said:

     

    Possibly Ginger Alden, Elvis Presley's girlfriend who found him dead in the toilet.

    On 01/10/2019 at 20:23, maryportfuncity said:

     

     

    Fair point, likely obitable and maybe capable of out-lasting any Dick

     

    There may yet be a poll hereabouts - asking how many Dicks Ginger will lick

    Elvis lives That's an anagram

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    9 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

    If you want to go real crazy on your team next year, than look to no other than Bobby Joseph. He’s currently the longest living case of Stage 4 Cancer in the US, living with the disease for over 20 years...

    Never mind the bollocks, here's the first living case of Stage 5 Cancer in the universe. For instance I almost killed... never mind That was 32 years ago? Then next year... a nightmare... Hallelujah... Bad moon rising

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    7 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

     

    Stallone's career makes it bloody obvious he loves John Wayne movies. Wayne didn't die on screeen until his very last movies when he - himself - was already known to be battling serious illness. His first screen death saw him shot by a nervous cowboy (Bruce Dern) in The Cowboys and it came ten years after the first time his character died in a movie (The Man who Shot Liberty Valence) - though in that case the story is told retrospectively and we know from early on that Wayne's character is dead, but we don't see him die.

    The Man who Shot Liberty Valence - isn't that the film in which Stewart plays a young lawyer – in his fifties

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    The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux.  "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?"

     

    Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?"

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