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Yes, and everything you read in the papers is invariably true.... This time I hope, (fingers crossed ) , the papers are lying through their dirty, yellow teeth.

I wonder how Bruno Brimley is doing? He posted all over the place yesterday about being 'tubed' today - 9am to be accurate! I wonder what it's all about? You may think I'm being nosey ( which I am ) but he forced my interest by discussing it everywhere. So, BB, where, and how, are you?????

Sorry ATJ, I was trying to talk about the Chuckle Brothers but couldn't resist the diversion. Presumably someone will now direct me to a Chuckle Brothers thread, if so, apologies in advance. If there is one, I hope there is zero tolerance for people defending them in any way. Like this one? Check out posts 107 and 116 (one of my very own, I might add) No-one defends them, you'll be pleased to hear! Very, very creepy, those two.

I'd go, get myself a mug, t-shirt, the works! It's all about me, you see. Can't though. Family and finances wouldn't work so well if I sodded off to Hell for a party.

What's that then? They wirll be sending a camera tube down tmy throat to view my innards. What's so interesting that they have to send a camera down there for? You having a party down there or something? Hope it's nothing too serious, BB. I quite like having you around...

Yup. You're right BB. Let me explain: I have my computer in my kitchen and whenever my children give me a spare five minutes, I like to check emails, visit the DL and... well, that's about it actually. So, I checked the DL this morning and posted something-or-other, then, leaving my computer on, went to do the family-thing, as y'do. Then, a while later, I had some peace again, so I called back to the DL. A sad use of my time, some of you no doubt think, but as a young* stay-at-home-mother with two small children, I have no social life and so cherish the excitement and grown-up talk** I find here. I hope that clears up the boredom issue. Yes. I am bored. As for having the same name as someone-or-other from something-or-other, I know not what you talk about! I consider myself quite lucky, as I'll be Six on the 6 / 6 / 06 - how many of you ( meaning all of your personalities, BB ) can claim that then? * ish ** ish

What's that then?

Oh dear. Still no news. I've been checking this thread out waiting, eagerly, for news of Millwall's exploits, but still nothing! We need to start a new thread entitled: Things to do whilst waiting for Millwall.

You may want to get ahold of this, when it is published, obviously! I've never even heard of him - looks like a smarmy-type to me! (Love your avatar by the way. )

Freaky. I am creative and an inspiration to others. I am a good listener. I have an excellent and content love life. I am realistic and factual. I am analytical, cautious and sometimes suspicious .... but this all means nothing, I think, hmmm very shady.

Wow, that's lovely! What a nice guy! It's great to get a pat on the back every now and then - nice to know I'm not just an annoying presence... at least to Canadian Paul anyhow! Thanks CP, right back 'atcha!

" Does anyone know where the teat is for George's dolly-bottle? Come on people, get your thinking-caps on!"

What is that hanging between her legs? Leg? Belly? It makes no sense! [ shudder ] !

I hope you're not me, too. If I found out you were I'd be quite puzzled - and worried that the life I am living is really just in your head and would cease to exist once the secret was out.

Excellent stuff!

I've finished reading American Gods at last. Slow, I know, but I have my reasons ( described previously ). Anyway, it really is a strange, intriguing, dark, funny, annoying and sad story. Anyone who hasn't read it, should. I'm now reading The Various, by Steve Augarde. It seems ok so far, I'll let you know...even if you don't want to know. ( I just wrote this post and the DL seemed to freeze on me! Nothing would work, so I had to exit and come back... then write the same message again. A tad annoying, don't you think? )

Guess what he's saying. Fingers? ... Fudge? .... Fluffy bunny? I can't think of a good caption, I'm overwhelmed by the beauty and grace that is JP.

I'm just getting Google when I click on your link. Is that supposed to happen?

Have a great day Scsibear! Get merry and eat cake!!

"You are a mental defective, you have an interest in bugger all least of all stupid internet personality tests. Put down that bottle of dodgy Portuguese spirit and get a grip man. In the event of a fire you would rush in to save the alcohol, you truly care about your loved ones especially the single malts." Uncannily accurate.

I just read the Laptop Guy story provided by Tartarus. Well done, again, Tartarus, great find! That really was very funny. Well done Laptop Guy too, very clever indeed!

I'm sure you will. Sorry, can't help you with that fight, I'm afraid. I'm so laid back today the only way you can tell I'm alive is the glowing tip of my reefer.... Ahhh. You sound just as laid back as my husband right now.

My best is only 4 seconds. Better get some practice in. The kids won't be eating tomorrow! I'm pretty much right in the middle with 16.53 seconds, but I fear my lunch hour is about to be completely wasted... Waheyyy! I got to 12 seconds!!! I think i'll leave it at that! Well done TLC, and the expert Tartarus!!!!

Dammit! I'll not get that chance again will I, BHB? So... about this fight...

Anyone fancy a fight? I'm bored, not drunk though. I'm not very good a fighting, but I'll give it a go... so, who's up for it?