Six

You are not scary. Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet? I answered truthfully too... something must have gone wrong somewhere. I AM mean and scary just like everyone else.... GRRrrrrr.

You crack me up maryportfuncity! Although extremely funny, you also make some very good, reasoned points. I agree with you totally!

I know what you mean, but my pet-hate is when people use double negatives. Do they not realise that they cancel out any point that they were trying to make? Grrrrr.

What a pisser! Talk about unlucky! Oh, Hi there, deeuu! Welcome to the DL.

I don't get it.

My sister recently found one of these on the road side... except it was not technically a rug, just road kill. It really wasn't that cute either, and you wouldn't have wanted to cuddle it. We think it was once a cat, but will never be sure.

Oh wow! What a beautiful little bundle! You both must be very proud. Congratulations to you all. Give Mrs Phantom a huge box of chocs and lots of rest, and tell her well done from someone who knows how hard it is being pregnant and giving birth ( both natural and C-Section, may I add. )!! Ohhh, I'm all tingly and teary-eyed now! Congratulations, she's lovely.

I Love Columbo!! He'll live forever!!!! On the Klugman topic though, he's in my prospective 2007 list, and I wondered if you got any extra points each time he was killed in Diagnosis Murder? I'm sure he has died twice in that already.

Oh my! Well, I am obviously not one of the elite few. I was extremely shocked by the outcome!!!!! Good one Lady Die!!

I was always a fan of Floyd until I saw him blatantly flirting with Suzie Sweet whilst making Spaghetti. For those of you who don't have young children, I'm talking about the kids show Balamory.

I'm a bit scared to ask but I will anyway, what made your wedding day such a horror Six? I don't actually have the words to adequately describe my feelings towards my wedding day. I looked terrible. I was ( SHOCK HORROR ) three months pregnant and suffering morning sickness. I used to be a smoker but, being pregnant, had very recently quit. I desperately wanted to get pissed ( drunk ) but obviously couldn't. Half of the guest party didn't arrive and we had hired a huge hall that looked very empty. We had masses of food and alcohol that didn't get touched. The first band that we booked to play were miming and not playing live as we had expected. We gave it all up as a bad job by about 9pm and sent everyone home.

Well done on your 700th post millwall32. It may well not be divisible by 500 but it is divisible by 28, which is a much more interesting number to look. I'd rather see a 28 than a bland old 500 any day. I think I need to get out more.

Damn good job too- it's hiddeous! She'd have a heart attack if she saw that.

Does he always use capital letters too? Just a guess, but is pizza ' the food ' you refer to? - Maybe it's bangers & mash? - Pot Noodle?

Or possibly a girlfriend, in my case. Any ladies interested in a pissed up misanthropic nobody with a very bad attitude? Don't all rush at once now. You sound like just the type for my sister. Her ex-boyfriends all have those amongst their various qualities.

I was remembering the very sweet and moral TV show ' Family Ties ' the other day. Anyone remember it? It had Michael J Fox playing the part of Alex something-or-other. We all know how ole' Mikey's doing, but what of the others? I know the guy who played the father in the show was also in that wonderfully amusing 'Tremors' film, but I've not seen him since. Any possibilities???

I shudder when I think of my wedding. I have never watched the video of it and can't bring myself to open the wedding album. Being married is not so bad though, and I have two lovely children too, but I just can't seem to get past the horror of my actual wedding day. My advice is... DON'T DO IT. RUN AWAY!!!!! ( With your loved one, of course... not in a nasty ditched at the alter way!)

Congrats to you, Maryportfuncity, I bow to your sheer volume and hope , one day, to achieve the same number.

Try this hugely entertaining test. Tells you quite a lot about yourself, so only do it if you can handle the truth!!! TEST Oh, and, 'Hello' to you, biteontheblindside !

I haven't read it, but I think I will give it a go... sounds good. On the Spike Milligan front, I also read Wuthering Heights According to Spike Milligan, which, ( as Wuthering Heights is one of my all-time favourite books) was hilariously funny!

The Bible According to Spike Milligan. A very funny read, although..not as moving or emotional as the one mentioned by Lady Grendel....still a good read. I will try and get ahold of The Roses of No Man's Land, as I am interested in the stories of people affected by pointless wars and the like. Has anyone read 'Forgive Me Natasha' by Sergei Kourdakov? Deeply moving.

... hysterical..... ... running..... ..... That would be a no from unhealthy unable-to-even-run-for-a-bus me. ...marathon...

That's a great looking 'H' you got there, Handrejka!

I am a HUGE Beatles fan and I usually cringe with fury when I hear covers or spoofs ( esp those damn Ruttles), but I would listen to that one over and over!! Very true, very funny and very well made. I am seriously impressed and you've cheered me up Tempus, I thank you!! PS, BHB, I'll certainly give the Hoi-Sin Plum sauce-thing a go! Thanks for the tip.

The secret of a long life... We all have to be completely honest about how we are feeling - tell the truth about how you feel without worrying about the feelings of others. If you hate them, say you hate them. If you feel like crying, bawl your eyes out whenever you want. Go on... give it a go....psychologists approve!! here