runebomme

you are criticizing them all for having one flaw rather than an overall opinion of them

his tongued is not as fat anymore

more like a shit person

"Conservatives do split" oh yeah

university is a much better experience for most

David Furnish probably is not any good why else would he be married to a 15 or so years senior

She was like a fart befouled the air for a moment and then she's gone

the new pet sematary is watchable

the cat was grumpy because it knew it was going to die

was it him

the Grim Reaper

maybe she had some Korean in her

care to share

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48057183

it's practically a pizza

I saw video on whatsapp of a bloke sucking his own cock. It got me thinking is that gay or not? I really couldn't make my mind up, I mean if you have a wank it's not like touching someone elses cock so probably not. The bloke bumming him was definitely gay though.

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.' Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?' 'Shane's wife gave it to me.' Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?' 'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'

Everyday my 90 year old neighbour who has alzhiemers knocks on my door and asks me if I've seen his wife . And everyday I have to tell that 90 year old man his wife has been long dead . You know I have thought of not answering the door I have even thought about moving house . But you know it's worth it, each time just to see the smile on his face..

"I once started a thread on songs featuring death" as one does

makes me think of pork ribs

https://nypost.com/video/worker-killed-after-boss-pranks-him-by-sticking-compressed-air-hose-up-his-butt/