runebomme

5/10

vote for Kirk but at this rate captain Kirk will go first

she is certainly showing lady Jane Gray how its done

Just saw a sign that made me piss myself..... Toilets Closed.

I was out fishing yesterday when I heard a soft voice saying "Kiss me, then I will turn into your faithful mistress" I looked down and saw a little frog, " I said "Was that you speaking"? The little frog said "Yes, kiss me and I will turn into your faithful mistress" So I picked the little frog up and placed it in an empty bait box. When I got home, the missus was out, so I opened the bait box and the little frog said "Are you going to kiss me now so I can turn into your faithful mistress"? I said "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog"

I’ve recently joined my local boxing club and the trainer there suggested that I tried skipping to get fitter. After doing this for an hour, he handed me a rope and said, “Use this, you won’t look as gay”

have you ever been wiped in the sauna

10 times in his life at least his been politically correct i'd like to see which box he ticks next

royal mail?

https://news.sky.com/story/miss-hitler-beauty-pageant-removed-from-russia-social-network-site-11504872

knock on effect from talk like a pirate day they're coming for us

Michael Palin looks as cunty as ever

Einstein is a good name for a dog

I think even Steven King would stay clear of this one

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45548715 is it just me or does this sound a bit wrong

how about him

a bagel a day keeps the grim reaper away

moose, buffalo, cow, deer last picture some type of bat ?

very good its Ambulocetus natans

what is this a skeleton of

I think in a more sensible world any one over 80 should not be allowed to vote it of course would be degrading for them but is this good enough reason when you consider the consequences for the entire country