runebomme

Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are...

Imagine The Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable.

are there enough of them, former first ladies, to warrant a thread

dont they just follow the ball with their eyes and report where it is

"My late brother and I used to tell lobotomy jokes. They were about an old fake doctor and a cleaning lad. The clever cleaning lad somehow found out that the old doctor had faked his papers. In reality, the doc was only a butcher. So the doc had only one choice: he had to make yet another lobotomy – in order to silence the cleaner and to get the money from the government " having a pie shop next door comes to mind

Colombia - Japan 3-2 Poland - Senegal 1-1 Russia -Egypt 2-1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths

like midges

come on you old goat you can make it to one hundred

you'd have a better chance of winning the national lottery

the problem is that its not the feelings the the guys are trying to hurt that's just collateral

France 3 Australia 1 Argentina 2 Iceland 0 Peru 2 Denmark 1 Croatia 0 Nigeria 2

dont know about about sex crimes but he did star in a porn film

2-2 Egypt v Uruguay 3-1 Morocco v iran 2-3 Portugal v Spain

they're not all cunts some are dicks and some are arseholes

Russia 3 Saudi 1

looks like you are planning a trip to the bookies

I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work.

Asked about a meeting with the worlds most evil communist leader, Donald Trump said “I will never meet that cunt Corbyn”