runebomme

most of the carry on actors seem to have died in their 60s heavy smokers?

this is even worse http://www.anorak.co.uk/209379/strange-but-true/x-ray-of-concrete-enema-poured-up-mans-anus.html/

maybe he gets infected with the last worm and they go together

Sharon Osbourne she certainly has a very high opinion of herself

matt damon

A hotel minibar allows you to 
see into the future and find out what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2025

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

a tobacco manufacturer says to another tobacco manufacturer I have not sold any tobacco and you sell a lot what is your secret the second tobacco manufacturer answers you take half tobacco and half shit and you mix them together and people love it the first tobacco manufacturer replise so you have to but tobacco in it as well

q how do hedgehogs have sex a carefully

Whose Brian? I don think brad pitt will like the sound of that

I think they should make him into a dalek

watched old porridge about a year ago and liked it

I don't think anyone actually cares about Hillary Clinton

michael jackson

anyone seen the new star trek

so you fancy some Meatloaf inside you

three cats are arguing which one of them is the laziest the first cat said I had a large bowl of milk in front of me I just looked at it and was too lazie to drink it the second cat said thats nothing I had a large fish infront of me and was too lazie to eat it the third cat asked did you hear a noise last night the other two cats replied yes it was horrible we could not sleep all night the third cat said I sat on my balls and was too lazie to get up

what is the chance that they still have a physical relationship

I would rather have a dentist test out new types of drill bits on me than go to a marilyn manson concert

apparently meat loaf was so upset with this video that he stopped eating