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IPL could be fun. Axar Patel: Delhi Capitals spinner tests positive for Covid-19 - BBC Sport

I should have said May not April given the exploits of people in my nearest town. Party central. What pandemic? But hopefully not.

When cephalopods attack. 1950s film I think. Australia: Geologist beaten up by 'angriest octopus' on beach - BBC News

I will get my number in early. Friday (9 April) 111. Nelson.

Well done Cerberus. Cheers to Paul Bearer for running this 'orrid little game. Good fun.

Well you can all go and suck on this as far as I am concerned. Fisherman's Friend tycoon Doreen Lofthouse dies aged 91 - BBC News

Wednesday 45 (bc). The Julian calendar takes effect as the civil calendar of the Roman Empire, establishing a solar calendar that is, at the time, identical to the Egyptian calendar.

Tuesday 89. A pop song by a popular beat combo known as rapid eye movement.

Monday 22. The number of official languages recognised in the Indian constitution: Bengali, Hindi, Maithili, Nepalese, Sanskrit, Tamil, Urdu, Assamese, Dogri, Kannada, Gujarati, Bodo, Manipur (also known as Meitei), Oriya, Marathi, Santali, Telugu, Punjabi, Sindhi, Malayalam, Konkani and Kashmiri.

Sunday 33. J of Nazareth has his last bite to eat out with his mates. Maybe.

Begorrahh feck offf.

Sachin. Sachin Tendulkar: India cricket legend tests positive for Covid-19 - BBC News

Unless Lizzie II goes then Sabine.

Just like this thread: Suez Canal: Ships stuck in 'traffic jam' as salvage efforts continue - BBC News

Saturday. 71. Death of Spartacus, Thracian gladiator and rebel leader (presumably killed in battle) (b. 109 BC)

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An Egg. One for the scousers and mancs.

"Frankie says why?" T-shirt now available from my new blah blah.......

Friday 52. In Rome a new law prohibits the execution of old and crippled slaves. Political correctness gone mad.

Agreed. It seems to be doing a very good impression of the Suez Canal at the moment.

Thursday 77. The Talking Heads' album that gave the world Psycho Killer.

He went out to celebrate with his mate Peter.

Wednesday 101. Death of John the Apostle. The Church Fathers identify him as John the Evangelist, John of Patmos, John the Elder and the Beloved Disciple, and testify that he outlived the remaining apostles and that he was the only one to die of natural causes.

Tuesday 64. Average life expectancy in Haiti.

Then get on with it. Just do not write the one I am planning to write. For the last 3 millennia. I think I shall adopt someone famous and then get put on the list for being the parent of someone famous. Seems to work.

Monday 42. Trinidad and Tobago's ranking on the World Happiness Report.