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  1. Bentrovato

    Barbara Windsor

    I do that on a Friday night after about a dozen pints of lager. What's the problem?
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    WTF is happening in London?

    Typical American. Bigging it up. Trump on a Rope. Quality not the quantity.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    Just when you think all is nice and quiet. A nice bit of catch up with this one. 86 to go. Seven Kings stabbing: Three killed after disturbance https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51171184
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    Big Brother

    You can have my Big Brother if you are desperate. But I warn you, he is a right cunt.
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    WTF is happening in London?

    Start as you mean to go on. 89 stabbings to go in order to match 2019. "Murder investigation after stabbing in Finsbury Park, London" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50988434
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    Alan Bennett

    Alan Bennett reveals he had 'surprise' open-heart surgery last year. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/alan-bennett-reveals-he-had-surprise-open-heart-surgery-last-year/ar-BBYySXz?ocid=spartanntp
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    The 1st death of 2020

    Leslie Phillips I say.
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    General Non School Massacre Thread

    A general round up of the year in the US. "Mass killings in US reach highest mark since at least 1970s, largely due to shootings: report" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/mass-killings-in-us-reach-highest-mark-since-at-least-1970s-largely-due-to-shootings-report/ar-BBYqsqx?ocid=spartanntp
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    1. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Next to go Harry and Meghan. Outsiders.
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    1. Prince Phillip Duke Of Edinburgh

    She gets him back. Drugged up. Pillow over the face. No witnesses. She is good. Life is sweet. Doctors say it was inevitable. Job done. Announcement within 48hrs.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    What Christmas is really like. According to Tom Lehrer. Enjoy the season y'all. https://youtu.be/DtZR3lJobjw
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    The 14th death of 2019

    Goodbye Mr Asner.
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    Ironic Deaths

    No one dead at the moment but time will tell. "13 shot at Chicago memorial for shooting victim" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/13-shot-at-chicago-memorial-for-shooting-victim/ar-BBYf8DF?ocid=spartanntp
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    The Dead of 2019

    Sorry, but fish eat bait. It is the fucking 4,170,571th cunting time. Have a nice day.
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    The Dead of 2019

    Nowadays every one you meet is a fucking comedian. Where do you start? Or end?
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