Bentrovato

Thursday 369 the goose drank wine

Wednesday 333. Let us try a triple Nelson.

Julian Assange 'too ill' to attend latest court hearing in US extradition case https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/courts/julian-assange-too-ill-to-attend-latest-court-hearing-in-us-extradition-case/ar-BB14TrRS?ocid=spartanntp

Rats. Bad start to the month. Tuesday 222 it is then.

We are on a roll. Of one. Double Nelson. Monday 222.

Good to read that the capital is back up and running again. Gives us all hope. 'Hyde Park stabbing: Four arrested after knife attack in central London' https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/hyde-park-stabbing-four-arrested-after-knife-attack-in-central-london/ar-BB14OPJJ?ocid=spartanntp

I go for Nelson. Sunday 111

Saturday 333

If only for the bit about the broom. 'Men hired for sexual fantasy break into wrong house' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-52843846

Friday 444

Unless you are George Bush who always seemed to be talking about pubic wigs.

Thursday 444

Wednesday 198

Tuesday 198

I shall await his forthcummings press statement with bated breath. Thank you.

Death toll in the midlands likely to go up. Missed an invite to a BBQ that was held locally yesterday afternoon. 16 adults and 5 children. They all knew each other so that was fine. Got another invite on the tail of that for garden drinks this afternoon. 18 more adults with their sprogs. Apparently the weather is nice. Should I attend?

Boomboom. Give the man/woman/undecided a biscuit. Sad to say I have had no decent recreation like that in years. But the bored MILFs have started to do a lot more jogging of recent. So there is hope.

Monday 69

June 9th please.

Sunday 167

Saturday 333

If Tom and Philip spitroast Her Maj then it is a case of whom cums first.

Tom'll Fix It

Or you look like the most infectious cunt known to mankind and she was (the pun intended) trying to hedge her bets about living.

As long as they do not film themselves getting down and dirty and then a disgruntled member of staff releases it onto Pornhub.