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But it will make great TV when some poor sod gets the job of trying to get it on to a ventilator.

Tiger tests positive for coronavirus at Bronx Zoo, first known case in the world https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/coronavirus/tiger-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-at-bronx-zoo-first-known-case-in-the-world/ar-BB12cy5N?ocid=spartanntp

So now there are 60-70 of his wifelets on the hunt for fresh meat. Keep your doors locked.

Monday 673

Marvellous piece of work. Total bull shit but still marvellous. Booker prize intro at the very least. A bit like the shite book I am reading at the moment. Got to finish it but I really could not give a fuck about what it is I going on about.

Play ad infinitum.

Prisoners 3 - Prison Staff 2 Coronavirus: Two Pentonville Prison staff members die https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-52169957

Sunday 871

Oh I understand. They have a lockdown on burglars all year round. Guess what. It does not work. They seem to go out. And burgle houses. Is this too complicated. I apologise for speaking in gaeilge.

During the Blitz crime went up 57%. Now I think it is up to all of us to regain that Blitz spirit and surpass it. For Queen and country etc.

Right. Next money making idea. Is there a list out there of second homes which cannot be used in the current crisis. Because if we can get to them they can be stripped of anything valuable and the police have other things to do than check on some rich fucks country play place.

There is a song in there somewhere.

Anthony Yarde: Second family member dies from coronavirus https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/52161797

Get on with it then. I have six more series of the X Files to watch and the works of Colette to read.

That is the entire point. I was taking the piss. God help me. Trying to put some black humour into all of this obviously has not worked. Time to go back to winding up the local members of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Or the Jehovahs. Whichever I can find first.

Any ideas out there on cheap buy as you see degrees. By the end of this there will be thousands upon thousands of people who will need help. Now how do I get a fast track Gillian McKeith type online degree so I can counsel all these people through their problems. The main will be marriage/relationship counselling and the rest will be PTSD going by the usual UK standards of their ability to cope with anything. Any ideas? This is not a cynical ploy. This is a way of helping people get back into normal life and keeping the social and economic structure of the country going. There is also a fortune in no interest overdrafts to be made out there. They must use them to keep the banks, and our future, going.

Fucking rules change. Can't do that anymore because we are married now. Rules change. No don't touch that. Rules change. Are we still married. Rules change. Sticking with 666.

Friday: England 666 (Time to get the Devil him/her/LGBTQI self into the game) Scotland 41 Wales 23 NI 0

Tony Lewis: Cricket statistician of the Duckworth-Lewis method dies aged 78 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/52134570

Still 83000 approx left. No big names so far but you never know. Third prisoner death A third British prisoner has died after contracting coronavirus. The 77-year-old man, who was serving at HMP Littlehey in Cambridgeshire, died in hospital on Friday. He had a number of underlying health conditions

Only 65000 after all of this. Not worth all the effort then. I am going for a walk.

A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller. For when it is all over and the world starts to try to rebuild. Post-apocalyptic science fiction to cheer the soul.

England: 598 Scotland: 27 Wales: 24 NI: 0

That is all 11 series of Frasier watched. Though I did skip a fair few of the later overly sentimental crap episodes. Time to re-watch all the X Files. Only 9 series of them I think. Now I can mix earthly conspiracies concerning the 'rona with the first and best alien ones. Marvellous. I should be a looney tune within a few days. Still not mad enough to make me take up fucking jogging. Unlike a couple of my heavily built neighbours.

Just when you think tomorrow might be a day for killing the boredom with a few jokes: (from the BBC news feed) No jokes please, Germany warns Wednesday is April Fools' Day - marked in many countries with practical jokes and pranks. But Germany's health ministry has warned that coronavirus is no laughing matter. "In the current situation, we kindly ask you to do without invented stories on the subject of coronavirus," the federal body tweeted, to reduce the danger that the fight against the virus is made harder by "incorrect information".