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  2. Posted

    27 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


    Why? Because I'm sick of The Quim Reaper needlessly bullying ppl whilst being 100% hypocritical?

    A walk through a grassy meadow with the smell of the spring bringing you the joy of new life

  3. Posted

    20 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


    Why? Because I'm sick of The Quim Reaper needlessly bullying ppl whilst being 100% hypocritical?

    The music of songbirds will help. Maybe the cooling breeze of a morning.

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  5. Posted

    11 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


    Miranda is no less off topic than your inane political rants. In fact, telling us Corrie have a new romance story line is a relevant update. Tells us Roache ain’t going to meet his maker until 2026 at least.

    Seek professional help.

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    4 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

    I was told last week by a journo that she had part of her oesophagus removed and I didn't know what to make of it. Looking like they were probably right. If that's where the cancer is she could be in real trouble.

    Thus her silence. Difficult to talk about your condition if you have your oesophagus removed. 

  21. Posted

    7 hours ago, gcreptile said:

    That's what they say.

     

    I don't know, I look at this picture and think it's not that easy. But I do believe that it's not stage 4. And with his access to healthcare he should still be more likely than not to live for 5 more years (I think it's a 60-40 bet).

    Britain's King Charles III (R) welcomes Commonwealth Secretary General, Baroness Scotland of Asthal Patricia Scotland

    The paintings are not Turner's and the porcelain is not even Clarice Cliff.  We really are the poor people's royalty.

  23. Posted

    I do love this site. When there are no deathlist deaths  the chronic bullshit written by bored fuckers becomes hilarious. Kate  Middleton in an iron lung while shagging Schumacher. Marvellous. 

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  24. Posted

    15 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

    Consort immortalised as a Barbie doll.

     

    The ultimate accolade. And Mattel's perfect gift for the deadpooler who believes in voodoo and has a sewing basket handy.

    Is there a jug eared Ken to go with it?

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