TheFunkyPhantom

I don't know what Don sees in her? I mean,take away the pretty face,the pneumatic bosom and the 'hot as hell' ass and what have you got?? He needs help

I was trying to think up something witty to say about the metropolitan Police, mass hysteria in the 1970s over anything vaguely Gaelic & innocent Irish men being fitted up for crimes they didn't do,but unfortunately I drew a complete blank.Good job they always got back to their hotels safely after their gigs in Kilburn :-/

You're right.Us 'soft southern Nancy boy' types are always given the warmest of welcomes when we get off at the wrong stop and find ourselves on Maryport's mean streets(as opposed to Aspatria's even meaner pavements). You Maryporters ooze generosity of spirit towards all without suspicion or rancour :-) By the way,Melvyn Bragg,Anna Ford et al did something funny to their voices and so slipped past security at Euston without ringing alarm bells,I think you'll find

Are Cumbrians now allowed back in London? Well I never.Times do change

I phoned him in the 80s and he was keen back then to claim he had all manner of missing episodes 'for exchange'. Please add 'fantasist' & 'pathetic timewaster' to the sobriquet 'superfan'

Oh. Same here. When they take a peek under my bonnet,they flee in absolute terror...serves them right for being out at that ungodly hour

Really? Let's hope we never meet by accident in the carpark of a Harvester at 2.30am...I'll show you who's 'scraggy',pal ;-)

Quite

Whose Scraggy when he's at home?

Tight with a shilling,was he?

It's interment NOT internment. My blood is roiling at the ignorance of the people on here ...Tut

Predictive text,guv...I got the vocabulery of a scholor me,init?

Well,it's funny you should say that...I got myself ordained a few years back with the online Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Wisconsin. For the price of an A4 vellum certificate, I am now fully accredited to perform baptisms,funerals, last rites & even bar mitzvahs. I'm a non-denominational priest for hire

Wickerwork coffin-the full works. An eco send off like none other in history: no plastic whatsoever to be brought into the service;electric powered hearse and only sustainably farmed bush meat permitted for the post-internment buffet

Shades of Jimmy Savile being handed the keys of the morgue by the board of trustees of all the hospitals he worked as a porter in. Another man who clearly needed to be TOTALLY in control

My money is on them choosing a gender neutral name.They're apparently a forward thinking and all embracing young couple and I can see them keeping open the option of the little prince one day electing to become a little princess-depending entirely on one's mood. For that reason I proffer in all heartfelt sincerity: Skylar

Sky's the limit when you don't have to fork out for any of them from your own pocket

Coke and now a lot of Ice

So he had an 'accident' falling down the stairs? I hear it often happens to black folk whilst in the custody of the Metropolitan Police: meeting unhappy and unexpected ends on staircases.Well, that's what the Plods tell the inquests: "it was the stairs wot done it,m'lud"

That's what I was thinking.Logistically bonkers

Now I don't know about you but I prefer a certain easy going frolicsomeness in all my dogs; the idea of a mutt with gravitas & reserved aloofness turns on its head what a dog really should be about

Her aim is 100% accurate,I hear, when it comes to taking out peasants... Or is that pheasants? I forget

Good job it was tripod mounted

It's either JLM or Lewis Collins or David Niven. Mystery solved

BTW,what I do with my sock on a cold lonely night is none of your damn business. A man gets lonely sometimes.A man has needs...