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FFS. Thanks so much for that delightful mental image...

I’m into conspiracy theory as much as the next person, but people must be either mad or crazily naive to think Harry didn’t have a DNA test as soon as he was born - no WAY would the Royal Family have accepted a baby born as the result of an affair to be so close to the crown (remember Harry was third in line when he was born, if William had died early he’d have been the actual heir). If anything other than Charles’ DNA showed up Harry would have been toast and the first and last we would have heard would have been about a tragic royal stillbirth. Anyway, take away the not-quite-all-there dozy look Harry has and the (Spencer) ginger hair and he looks a lot like Phillip and Charles...

Going for Leah for the simple reason she’s gone so quiet - her character Zoe also got a little mention in an Emmerdale episode last week which is unusual for that soap as characters who leave tend to never be mentioned again...

As a Villa fan this one has really shocked me, very sad

I’m gobsmacked every time I hear/remember Stanley Baxter is still alive

Just read in a tweet from Sky News that Barbara Windsor has been diagnosed with Alzheimers. The diagnosis was four years ago and according to her hubby has been managed with meds since then, in recent weeks her ‘memory loss and confusion have grown worse’ though...

Unnamed ‘friends’ say Fergie is awake and talking to doctors - nothing official though http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5701063/Alex-Ferguson-talking-doctors-results-Salford-Hospital-brain-haemorrhage.html

Personally the only interesting thing for me about the ongoing 24-hour borefest that is ‘Harrys wedding’ is whether Prince Phillip will be there. He’s supposed to be very close to William and Harry, if it really IS just old age hip trouble then he’ll be there - he’s more or less the frigging king, even if he’s too embarrassed to use sticks/a wheelchair then I’m sure there are 100 ways the Royal family could get him into the church without him being seen (or being seen to struggle at least). If he’s not there then I think he’s on the way out even as we speak.

Australian actress Cathy Godbold has died after suffering from a brain tumour for ten years. Must admit her name didn’t mean anything to me but I remember her dying on the beach in Home and Away with Blake back in the 90s. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5693751/Tragedy-Saddle-Club-Home-Away-actress-Cathy-Godbold-dies.html

Leah Bracknell Tessa Jowell Stirling Moss Jimmy greaves Stefán Karl Stefánsson Malcolm Hebden Edward Seaga Bob Barker Aretha Franklin Burt Reynolds Carol Channing Pope Benedict Raúl Castro Prince Phillip Sheila Mercier Jackie Stallone Larry King Stanton Friedman Forrest Fenn David Jason Donald Sutherland

Could have sworn he died a couple of years back...

Going with suicide personally. Really sad news

Looking rough as fuck for Aintree ‘Ladies’ Day...

As a total anti-royalist I’ve got to say PLEASE Racist-Phil do NOT die tomorrow (it’s the anniversary my dad died and I would hate him to share it with this chinless parasite...). Or, on a lighter note, the things people do to get out of a wedding!

Shit, sorry, sorry - just posted this in another thread and now can’t work out how to delete my 4 hours late post!