MasochisticAlligator

Don't think Alda is a good shout for this year. Yeah he has Parkinson's but he's still very sharp and active with his podcast and centre for communication. I have him as minimal danger.

Voted Sakamoto but hoping for Harris

https://www.abc15.com/news/national/5-year-old-basset-hound-elected-mayor-of-colorado-town 5 Year Old Basset Hound Elected Mayor of Colorado Town Sounds barking mad to me

It's 2022, the princes can shack up together if they want to, jeez.

They're the rumoured main event at the next Wrestlemania.

Moose was the original dog to play Eddie and died in 2006, but for the last season or two (citation needed) he was replaced by his son Enzo. Even then, Enzo died in 2010.

There was talk recently of a potential comeback. I mean, it wasn't going to happen but still...

Barry Cryer looked at my cock in a urinal once, and was granted eternal life.

Maybe he's hiring a hit as we speak... Does it count towards a deathpool if you kill the person?

We also must bear in mind that death can be contagious... All those funerals are opening him up for infection.

Age 75 and no public health issues (that I can see). Lonnnng shot I reckon. Relevance != Life.

The Wives of Others - A seedy look into the swinging underworld. Mingin' in the Rain - A successful businessman has an unfortunate secret. Whenever water lands on his skin it produces a foul odour. The Stung - Recovery group for wasp victims. Good Wall Hunting - Meticulous home builder seeks perfect structure.

News: Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Context Over Botox A dozen beasts have been disqualified from this year's Saudi "camel beauty contest" because their handlers used Botox to make them more handsome.

A teenage boy tries hard to convince his peers that his beard is legitimate - Not Fuzz The prostitutes of a murdered pimp seek revenge - Dead Man's Hoes

I'm surprised noo-noo is still going. Enslaved snorting midgets tend not to live long in my experience.