Seppuku

Former queen Beatrix has tested positive for the Coronavirus. 'Doing great' and 'in good spirits' obviously. Will probably be fine, but she's also a 83 year old smoker, so..

Not a Kåre in the world.

That would be a great pick! Big name in science, 94 next year and has been looking like he's in a state of decomposition for years. Also a great candidate to inherit Pri ce Philip's casual racist title

That's not a new performance, but one of the songs they did back in August.

Still in really good shape for a 90 year old, going by this video . If he survives riding Jeff Bezos' dodgy phallus into space, I think he has some years left in him.

Genesis have postponed their last UK shows after 'several' band members test positive. They don't specify which (could also be from the touring band), but if it includes Collins...

I just watched this clip from 60 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNrvXw9juNs&ab_channel=60Minutes Really quite emotional viewing. It is incredible to watch him turn into the performer he used to be as soon as the music starts or the curtain is raised. It is also touching to see him remember Lady Gaga's name when she walks on stage, and how much it means to her. But the bottom line for us is: although he is physically quite fit for a 95 year-old and his voice is incredible for someone that old, his Alzheimer's is more advanced than I thought.

Announces his memoirs.

Well, to be fair he does look a whole lot better! Good for him, hopefully he'll manage to stay off drugs.

Dutch crime journalist and TV personality Peter R. de Vries has just been shot in Amsterdam: https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2021/07/journalist-peter-r-de-vries-injured-in-shooting-in-amsterdam/ Abroad he is probably best known for his work on the Natalee Holloway case. He is one of those people you respect for their work but that irritate you because of the pompousness and bordering-on-narcissism way they do it. Let's hope for the best, but it doesn't look good..

He does look better. However: https://pagesix.com/2021/05/19/matthew-perry-slurs-speech-in-friends-reunion-promo/ He's not a well man.

Come to think of it.. I think it was Phil that made me stumble upon the deatlist some years ago. End of an Era.

Rip and thank you for your service and entertainment! Not a total shock, but I kind of expected him to make it to 100..

Saw him being interviewed on the View. Still looking good and mentally all there. It's pretty rare for a 90 year old to be that sharp.

Left hospital in a wheel chair. That must be a first, they used to drug him up enough so he could walk to the car pretending nothing's wrong. He also looks thin, must have lost a good deal of muscle mass during such a long hospital stay at that age.

I noticed she is wearing a nasal cannula, must have some lung issue. Maybe not surprising at 118, but I thought she also looks a bit worse compared to the last photos I saw of her.

What I like most about this whole story is that there's something or someone to hate for everybody. The tabloids are disgusting and have treated Meghan horribly from day one. Then there's the dated institution of the Royal family, with among its ranks more than a few nasty, dysfunctional snobs. All the same, Harry and Meghan themselves manage to come across as a couple of disgustingly entitled cunts. Great stuff

If Kane is Abel to beat Calment's record.. Well, that woud be biblical.

Well, to be fair, they are very racist. So much so, in fact, that at least one member of the royal family has been known to don nazi uniform.

He is not even near death! My feeling, as usual, is that he will destroy his illness and that it will in fact be the Americans that will do the dying! RIP to the inventor of alternative facts.

Impaled by his own cock.

If it was the queen visiting, I doubt they would have taken a picture of the car.. So probably no one got out of that car. My money's on him going home.

Possibly that he will be discharged?

Hospitalized over Christmas according to our pals at the Sun. Discharged and apparently 'fine' now. Although he obviously has been looking like shit for decades, the physical deterioration in the past couple of years has been quite significant. Maybe not that bad a pick after all.

Nothing like a good Christmas hit to get you in the holiday spirit!