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  1. Clorox Bleachman

    Guess The Song

    Just like System of a Down, this band's biggest hit featured "wake up" quite prominently, but it's not that song. The band name is related to a profession (I guess you could say), and the protagonist of our song appears to work in said profession.
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    Guess The Song

    Chop Suey! - System of a Down?
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    The Deathlist Kitchen

    Put a family-size sticky toffee pudding in the oven at 3am (the occasion called for it). The premade pudding was delicious but the cooling fan started going like the clappers when I turned off the heat. It's been 2 hours and I've had to leave the door cracked open with an apology note to whoever finds it in the morning. This cooking thing's not for me.
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    Last living 1924 state leader

    I can do this too!
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    Thoughts and Opinions on the 2021 Deathlist

    Or better yet, Cecilia Bartholemew.
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    Shout-out to @HDS for being a superb opponent and for making me sweat for the full month. I was resigned to writing a loser's speech after seeing how well put-together your team was. Then again, sometimes you only need a few punts and some favourable tiebreaker conditions. One thing I'm sure of, though, is that the same luck won't carry over to my matchup with Spade, because Spade.
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    William Shatner

    William Shatner turned 90 four days ago, meaning he's lived a day longer than writer Laura Ingalls Wilder. Thank you for subscribing to see daily William Shatner updates. You can opt out via the "Threads you will never click on" thread.
  8. Imagine someone unfamiliar with The Great Enema of 2020 reading this.
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    World's Oldest

    Back when I was super interested in supercentenarians in late 2017 or so, I decided to pick 20 random 110-year-olds and check in on them periodically. They were: Miriam Moore - 28th Jan 1907 Ellen Goodwill - 2nd Feb 1907 Sumie Yabune - 5th Feb 1907 Rosalie Esposito - 11th Feb 1907 Kameo Oya - 12th Feb 1907 Thelma McLeod - 13th Feb 1907 Christine Hoscheid - 16th Feb 1907 Herbert Engle - 18th Feb 1907 Lillian Cox - 22nd Feb 1907 Masae Uchiyama - 27th Feb 1907 Maria Branyas Morera - 4th Mar 1907 Marguerite Bailly - 6th Mar 1907 Hide Morokuma - 10th Mar 1907 Sally Ellis - 14th Mar 1907 Rosena Hankerson - 16th Mar 1907 Anna Medwenitsch - 17th Mar 1907 Icie Clark - 19th Mar 1907 Tame Yamaguchi - 20th Mar 1907 Helen Turner - 1st Apr 1907 Merle Phillips - 2nd Apr 1907 Maria Branyas Morera (who survived Covid!!) is now the only one left.
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    Room 101

    Don't doubt it for a second. I see worse on an hourly basis, and I'm on the sales floor (not in Asda) for 48 hours! Being desensitised is part of the problem. When you watch someone open a honey jar, finger and lick the contents and put it back on the shelf, what's the harm in leaning closer to the next customer? Or so a lot of staff think. It's also hard to enforce masks when the enforcer is probably a 5'2 lassie who grown men aren't afraid to shout abuse at when they aren't allowed to jump the queue. Please shop online if you have the means, at best you'll put me out of a job
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    Jacques Brel's Imitation Jelly Jewellery

    MGMT - It's Working SZA - Good Days blink-182 - Stockholm Syndrome It's funny/unfortunate that listening to 2k chart songs from 1952-63 hasn't changed my comfort zone, which is music from 1993 and up. If anything it makes me want to move as far as possible away from yodelling, and funereal backing singers, and 5 covers of the same song, and godawful arms/charms or you/true/blue/through couplets. Maybe my opinion will change when hippies take over the chart.
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    Cloris Leachman

    The actress Cloris Leachman is ninety-fucking-two, as she would say, and hasn't got a thread like 4 of her Mary Tyler Moore Show chums. She's one of the few people with a truly instantly recognisable name à la Zsa Zsa. Her illustrious career goes back 70 years and has seen her win a whopping 8 Emmys. Her role in The Last Picture Show bagged her an Oscar. Seems deathlisty. That 2015 photo above inspired a "Sad Last Days" article. She had hurt her ankle a few days before the picture was taken, plus the National Enquirer writers have clearly never seen an 89-year-old woman without makeup. This is her at her most recent red carpet event on 2nd March of this year: She is a strict vegetarian and leads an active lifestyle. In the 2010s alone she has made 86 film/TV appearances. One of those is The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure, a God-awful POS spawn-of-satan "what moron thought that was a good idea" type of film. It stands as the lowest-grossing film EVER released in >2k theatres. She's back on track now, with films planned for as far ahead as 2020. I believe and hope she'll be around for longer than that, but she should be on people's radar.
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    Sock puppet accounts

    Nope. msc thought I was a sock when I first joined, but he'll tell you I'm a human being and not a piece of cotton with googly eyes if you interrogate him...
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    That's an underestimate, I'm most likely twice his age.
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    Soulja Boy rip-off Silentó was arrested 3 days ago on suspicion of murdering his cousin: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55900380 This is no longer the worst thing he's done, but not by much.
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    Class of 1924

    THE SURVIVORS 01. Amalia Aguilar, Cuban-Mexican actress 02. Carole Cook, American actress 03. Cicely Tyson, American actress 04. Eva Marie Saint, American actress 05. Jane Morgan, American singer 06. Jimmy Carter, American former President 07. Johnny Gilbert, American singer and announcer 08. Joyce Randolph, American actress 09. Kenneth Kaunda, Zambian former President 10. Leslie Phillips, English actor 11. Zizi Jeanmaire, French dancer IN MEMORIAM 1. M. Karunanidhi, Indian politician 2. Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Indian former Prime Minister 3. Charles Aznavour, French singer 4. Doug Ellis, English businessman 5. George H. W. Bush, American former President 6. Rosamunde Pilcher, British writer 7. Stanley Donen, American film director 8. Machiko Kyō, Japanese actress 9. Gloria Vanderbilt, American artist 10. Lee Iacocca, American executive 11. Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwean former 'President' 12. Robert Frank, Swiss-American photographer 13. Christopher Tolkien, English editor, son of J.R.R. Tolkien 14. Daniel arap Moi, Kenyan former President
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    Cloris Leachman

    Aww, my gut told me she was on her way out, which is why I picked her in DDP. It might have seemed like a long shot but here we are before the end of January. I don't profess to be some kind of stan (it's only a punny username after all) but she was my favourite of the Mel Brooks-era comedy actors. Very talented and throughly deserving of her Oscar. Watching The Last Picture Show feels like a fitting tribute.
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    The Joker's Dead Pool 2020

    Returning for a fourth year!! In time there will be a pretty opening post right here. For now, let's get straight to the point: Choose 50 names from the masterlist below. All of these names were selected as "Jokers" in the Derby Dead Pool. Please also include 3-5 subs in your entry. Nominate five of these names to be your wildcards. If they die and receive a qualifying obituary for DDP, they will score double points. Post your team in this thread or PM me. Entries close exactly a week from now – 2100 GMT on 22nd January 2020. Point-scoring: 1 base point for a 'hit' 3 pts for a unique/Drop 40 pick in DDP 3 pts for an unnatural death 2 unlucky pts for a hit on the 13th of any month 3 pts for a solo pick in this pool 2 pts for a DeathList.net alumnus i.e. from 1987-2020 (new) 1 pt for hits at certain spots on your list. Which spots they are, however, are hidden until they are scored. There is also an extensive set of hidden bonuses, however they will each be revealed when they are struck. Good luck to all! I present the masterlist:
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    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    I'll give it a shot.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Change the pronouns from "he" to "I" and it's an autobiography. 8000 words!
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    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    I work full-time in a supermarket. Face shields and improperly worn masks don't concern me, since they offer some protection and most people keep their distance. The place is well-ventilated and the ceiling must be about 6 metres high. What pisses me off, however, is clatty bast people who lick their fingers before touching anything and everything A scarily high number of folk with NHS lanyards do this. Great way to directly spread the virus.
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    DL Dead Pools

    Worth noting entries close for these at the end of the 30th, not the 31st.
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    Most Significant Death Of Each Month

    January - Kobe Bryant February - Caroline Flack Mar-Jul - some old people August - Chadwick Boseman Sep-Dec - some old people
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    Room 101

    Me too! They must be desperate. Now would be an ideal time to purchase some DL buttons. They'd look quite snazzy on my fedora alongside the local Communist Party badges.
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    Celebrity vaccination.

    Only the most reputable news comes from an account called "Someone Ask the Q".

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