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Clorox Bleachman

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Clorox Bleachman last won the day on September 2 2018

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About Clorox Bleachman

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    Cludgie Cleaner
  • Birthday 23/02/2002

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    Waiting for auld codgers to die

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  1. Clorox Bleachman

    Nobel Prize In Death

    Telegraph obit for Murray Gell-Mann. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2019/05/25/murray-gell-mann-physicist-awarded-nobel-prize-work-elementary/
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Someone tried to drop-kick him. Thankfully he was okay.
  3. Clorox Bleachman

    Curse Of The Eurovision

    2016: dull ballad 2017: dull ballad 2018: 2019: dull ballad.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Yep, and in a house. IIRC the bins for tenements are sorted differently.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Glasgow City.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    We've got 4 wheelie bins; the purple one is for glass bottles and jars. The bin's not actually made of glass.
  7. Clorox Bleachman

    Curse Of The Eurovision

    It begins...
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    Name Shame?

    Frosty Jack's? https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1844679/what-drinks-cost-after-minimum-alcohol-pricing/ Fucking hell, I'm no that loaded. No idea where you'd find a car and someone who wants to fuck me in it, either.
  9. Clorox Bleachman

    Name Shame?

    It's the minimum wage for 16 to 17-year-olds.
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    Name Shame?

    Could I have my tagline changed to "Cludgie Cleaner"? This could have gone in the Worst Job You've Ever Had thread, but I politely declined the offer from a family friend. Scrubbing toilets for £4.35 an hour, 40 hours per week in the middle of July isn't really my scene. Shame. You'd have thought the two would go hand in hand...
  11. Clorox Bleachman

    The Joker's Dead Pool 2019

    UPDATE 3 1 & 2 Hits/Misses Richard Cole | 9th April | 1 team Manuel Lujan Jr | 25th April | no teams David McNee | 26th April | 1 team Doris Day | 13th May | 5 teams Tim Conway | 14th May | 13 teams Bob Hawke | 16th May | 17 teams Okay, okay... maybe all this drought talk was justified. A mere 2 teams scored points in the space of 8 weeks; Joey with Doolittle Raider Dick Cole, and Biblio with bad cop David McNee. We also had our first miss. Nobody plumped for 90-year-old politician Manuel Lujan Jr, who got a Wires/Mail obit. That was the situation until a week which has been a calamity for 3 names, among them, a shortarse and a buxom blonde. Only one of them was called Dorf, though. 19 teams pull p(o)ints and and msc climbs to the top by a whisker. The Mad Hatter scores a whopping 38 points in absentia. Another big winner is theoldlady, who soars from 15th to 5th place. Toast and Willz are off the starting line - just - leaving only the host at zero. Where he's supposed to be. Scores in full: 1. msc - 44 =2. Death Impends - 43 =2. Joey Russ - 43 4. The Mad Hatter - 42 5. theoldlady - 40 6. CaptainChorizo - 37 =7. An Fear Beag - 35 =7. Sir Creep - 35 9. Book - 30 10. The Old Crem - 27 11. Pedro67 - 26 =12. FixedBusiness - 25 =12. RadGuy - 25 =14. Banana - 23 =14. Bibliogryphon - 23 =14. Skinny kiltrunner - 23 17. Gooseberry Crumble - 18 18. The Unknown Man - 9 =19. Toast - 4 =19. YoungWillz - 4 21. Clorox Bleachman - 0
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    20 /20

    It's not blocked by GDPR, but you can only view a limited number of articles before they start asking for a subscription fee. In that instance, incognito mode is your friend
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    Class of 1920

    You do realise this is a multiple choice poll therefore everyone can win, right?
  14. Clorox Bleachman

    Authors Last A Long Time, But....

    Children's author Tommy Donbavand dies of cancer aged 53, obit likely to follow. http://www.tommyvcancer.com/2019/05/important-message-please-read/
  15. Clorox Bleachman

    Class of 1924

    Not so. @Wormfarmer, @runebomme, @The Slavic Death and @Skinny kiltrunner were wrong to assume Machiko Kyō went to the Nabi Tajima School of Immortality. 8 dead, 17 remaining.

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