Clorox Bleachman

Telegraph obit for Murray Gell-Mann. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2019/05/25/murray-gell-mann-physicist-awarded-nobel-prize-work-elementary/

Someone tried to drop-kick him. Thankfully he was okay.

2016: dull ballad 2017: dull ballad 2018: 2019: dull ballad.

Yep, and in a house. IIRC the bins for tenements are sorted differently.

Glasgow City.

We've got 4 wheelie bins; the purple one is for glass bottles and jars. The bin's not actually made of glass.

It begins...

Frosty Jack's? https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/1844679/what-drinks-cost-after-minimum-alcohol-pricing/ Fucking hell, I'm no that loaded. No idea where you'd find a car and someone who wants to fuck me in it, either.

It's the minimum wage for 16 to 17-year-olds.

Could I have my tagline changed to "Cludgie Cleaner"? This could have gone in the Worst Job You've Ever Had thread, but I politely declined the offer from a family friend. Scrubbing toilets for £4.35 an hour, 40 hours per week in the middle of July isn't really my scene. Shame. You'd have thought the two would go hand in hand...

UPDATE 3 1 & 2 Hits/Misses Richard Cole | 9th April | 1 team Manuel Lujan Jr | 25th April | no teams David McNee | 26th April | 1 team Doris Day | 13th May | 5 teams Tim Conway | 14th May | 13 teams Bob Hawke | 16th May | 17 teams Okay, okay... maybe all this drought talk was justified. A mere 2 teams scored points in the space of 8 weeks; Joey with Doolittle Raider Dick Cole, and Biblio with bad cop David McNee. We also had our first miss. Nobody plumped for 90-year-old politician Manuel Lujan Jr, who got a Wires/Mail obit. That was the situation until a week which has been a calamity for 3 names, among them, a shortarse and a buxom blonde. Only one of them was called Dorf, though. 19 teams pull p(o)ints and and msc climbs to the top by a whisker. The Mad Hatter scores a whopping 38 points in absentia. Another big winner is theoldlady, who soars from 15th to 5th place. Toast and Willz are off the starting line - just - leaving only the host at zero. Where he's supposed to be. Scores in full: 1. msc - 44 =2. Death Impends - 43 =2. Joey Russ - 43 4. The Mad Hatter - 42 5. theoldlady - 40 6. CaptainChorizo - 37 =7. An Fear Beag - 35 =7. Sir Creep - 35 9. Book - 30 10. The Old Crem - 27 11. Pedro67 - 26 =12. FixedBusiness - 25 =12. RadGuy - 25 =14. Banana - 23 =14. Bibliogryphon - 23 =14. Skinny kiltrunner - 23 17. Gooseberry Crumble - 18 18. The Unknown Man - 9 =19. Toast - 4 =19. YoungWillz - 4 21. Clorox Bleachman - 0

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You do realise this is a multiple choice poll therefore everyone can win, right?

Children's author Tommy Donbavand dies of cancer aged 53, obit likely to follow. http://www.tommyvcancer.com/2019/05/important-message-please-read/

Not so. @Wormfarmer, @runebomme, @The Slavic Death and @Skinny kiltrunner were wrong to assume Machiko Kyō went to the Nabi Tajima School of Immortality. 8 dead, 17 remaining.