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There's also the fact that she's friends with Brittany Mahomes, who got a shout-out from Trump for liking his posts. Some have accused Taylor of guilt by association. Her last political endorsement was with Biden in 2020. As one of the world's biggest assassination targets, she has a clear reason for not saying anything political unless she feels she must.

Clorox Sr. was discharged from hospital 2 years ago today It would be wrong to say he's made a miraculous recovery. He's now 2 inches taller on his right side and is in constant pain. He almost certainly has PTSD and tried to self-medicate (hopefully it was a phase). Things got even worse after I made that post. I said goodbye to him, expecting never to see him again, about 5 times. You can't un-imagine that. I know I still have nightmares, and I wasn't the one who spent months being poked, prodded, cut open and drugged! It's frankly a miracle of modern medicine that he's not six feet under, even with his life expectancy shortened by 20 years. He returned to full-time WFH 6 months after the accident. Right now he's sunbathing and partying with my maw in Ayia Napa. Oh, and he started cycling again a few weeks ago. He loves cycling. It's as happy of an ending as we're going to get, really.

One that counts Betty White and Zsa Zsa as multiple women.

New single by Halsey (yes, that Halsey). Feckin' rips.

No one on Earth? Not one living person‽ He's an E-tier villain at best, alongside Amy Schumer and Tom Cruise.

There's been a shocking number of young athletes losing their lives in various ways this week.

Jamie Gowers, drummer for British metal band As Everything Unfolds since 2018, died unexpectedly on Monday. https://www.kerrang.com/as-everything-unfolds-drummer-jamie-gowers-has-passed-away

so tired of broken hearts and losing at this game *leather squeak*

Google Lens tells me it's a 1960s one-baht coin from Thailand. That'll be our old foe Bumhole Adultparty Bhumibol Adulyadej.

Unless we can prove that he was born on 1st January 2007, he shouldn't be allowed as it's unethical to pick candidates under the age of 18 I very much doubt the committee are familiar with the Doge meme. They're stuck on Oogachaka Baby.

25/8/24 32 The Teenagers ft. Frankie Lymon — Why Do Fools Fall In Love +2 30 Tennessee Ernie Ford — Sixteen Tons 28 The Crickets — That’ll Be The Day 26 Elvis Presley — All Shook Up 24 Doris Day — Que Sera Sera 23 Lonnie Donegan — Cumberland Gap +2 22 Paul Anka — Diana 21 Guy Mitchell — Singing The Blues 20 Dean Martin — Memories Are Made Of This 20 Johnnie Ray — Just Walking In The Rain 20 Tommy Steele & The Steelmen — Singing The Blues 20 Frankie Vaughan — The Garden Of Eden 20 Guy Mitchell & Jimmy Carroll — Rock-A-Billy 20 Andy Williams — Butterfly 20 Johnnie Ray — Yes Tonight, Josephine 20 Lonnie Donegan — Puttin’ On The Style / Gamblin’ Man 18 Winifred Atwell — The Poor People Of Paris 16 Anne Shelton — Lay Down Your Arms 14 Frankie Laine — A Woman In Love 14 Kay Starr — Rock And Roll Waltz 14 Dreamweavers — It’s Almost Tomorrow 12 Ronnie Hilton — No Other Love 10 Tab Hunter — Young Love -4 06 Pat Boone — I’ll Be Home -2

Americans with their "ahh" "eah" "auh" nonsense. In my accent, we say everything with the "say aaah" sound Hence why Carol and Karl sound the same.

23/Aug/2024 52 Bill Haley & His Comets — Rock Around The Clock 41 Rosemary Clooney & The Mellomen — Mambo Italiano 39 Tony Bennett — Stranger In Paradise 35 Jimmy Young — The Man From Laramie 32 Rosemary Clooney — This Ole House 32 Doris Day — Secret Love +4 30 Johnston Brothers — Hernando’s Hideaway 29 Prez Prado & His Orchestra — Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White 26 Eddie Calvert — Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White 24 Alma Cogan — Dreamboat 23 Johnnie Ray — Such A Night 15 David Whitfield with Mantovani & His Orchestra — Cara Mia -6 12 Jimmy Young — Unchained Melody 12 Frank Sinatra — Three Coins In The Fountain

Here's your next 'joke', which you can post in Summer 2025:

Bringing it back... Anyone else getting these? I've not been expecting a parcel from Evri since Christmas. My maw doesn't do online shopping at all, and she got 4 messages from 4 different numbers last week.