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    Community work, waiting for auld codgers to die, politics

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  1. Clorox Bleachman

    1. Kirk Douglas

    Marge died in 2011 aged 106. The Japanese "banzai" woman would be 115 so we can count her out too. And there are only 3 American men who are old enough to be the jazz guy. 2 of them are black so, unless his name is George Feldman, he's dead.
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    1. Kirk Douglas

    Probably not. I'll need to watch it again to make sure, but the odds are that they're all long gone. Buster was younger than he claimed he was but that didn't make a big difference. He still died 6 years ago whether he was 95 or 105.
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    1. Kirk Douglas

    You can see in this video that he was still in decent physical form in his late 90s (he wasn't 100 like the video says): However, 3 years is pushing it. In this documentary from 2006 there is a 102-year-old Californian woman who rides her exercise bike every day and has the vitality of a 70-year-old. EDIT: she's at 14:11 If you look up the names of most of the Californian "health nuts" seen here then they didn't live much longer after the documentary. Also look at the examples of Charles Eugster or Olga Kotelko - sprightly people in their mid-nineties who simply died on a quiet day. Exercising is a good thing when you're that age but it doesn't necessarily make you live longer.
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    Widow(er) Shopping

    Lucette Destouches wasn't 106 then, but she is now!
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    I wouldn't be so sure. I only scored off the people I knew had died. Not like I could tell you about all the past members of 3OH!3.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    I've just went through Now 70-99 and it doesn't look pretty, but that's mainly because of dead singers being dug up. The italicised names are people who died after their song was featured. 70 - 1 dead (Gene Kelly) 71 - 1 dead (Stephen Gately from Boyzone) 72 - 1 dead (Robin Gibb) 73 - all alive 74 - 2 dead (Whitney Houston and Frankie Knuckles) 75 - all alive 76 - all alive 77 - all alive 78 - all alive 79 - all alive 80 - 2 dead (Clarence Clemons [recorded new music then died]; Avicii) 81 - 2 dead (Etta James; Avicii) 82 - all alive 83 - all alive 84 - 2 dead (Avicii; Paul Baümer from Bingo Players) 85 - all alive 86 - 1 dead (Avicii) 87 - all alive 88 - 1 dead (Michael Jackson) 89 - 1 dead (Simone Battle from G.R.L. [suicide after single was released]) 90 - 1 dead (Avicii) 91 - 1 dead (Avicii) 92 - all alive 93 - 1 dead (David Bowie) 94 - 4 dead (Viola Beach) 95 - 1 dead (Bob Marley) 96 - 1 dead (George Michael) 98 - 1 dead (Avicii) 99 - all alive
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    The most recent edition with a dead artist is... Now 98.
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Prolific comedian Dercy Gonçalves single-handedly crashed the Brazilian cosmetic industry on this day 10 years ago, aged 101.
  9. Ah, Facebook. The place where people hit "Share" without doing 5 seconds of research. Also the place where you find out that the people you went to school with can be really fucking gullible.
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    World's Oldest

    Clara Anderson died in 2016 aged 111. No source yet as the GRG tables haven't been updated. Alelia's alive!!
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    Internet Celebrities

    Instagram model Helen Van Winkle A.K.A. Baddie Winkle turns 90 today! GGILF.
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    Language Barrier

    We do!
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    Sporting Bravery

    Perhaps not what you were looking for, but in 1923 Frank Hayes and his horse, Sweet Kiss, were victorious in a steeplechase after Hayes died mid-race.
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    Vladimir Putin

    Turns out the pitch invaders at the World Cup final are members of Pussy Riot. The 4 women involved are Veronica Nikulshina, Olga Kuracheva, Olga Pakhtusova and Petya Verzilov. They're in the gaol now, just like some of their fellow members from previous incidents. Surely Vlad has them on his personal DeathList by now, if they keep pulling this shit then he might end up sorting them out...

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