Clorox Bleachman

East Angular's sweetheart, Jade Goody, popped 'er doms on this day 10 years ago, aged 27.

Maria-Giuseppa Robucci is 116 today! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2111972848899380&id=982365005193509

Henry Tseng, America's oldest man, dead at 111. Edit: Los Angeles Times obit https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-henry-tseng-obit-20190324-story.html

Gradon's boyfriend also dead: https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6745679/aaron-armstrong-dead-sophie-gradon-suicide-tributes/ It has been claimed that Sophie Gradon did not kill herself... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6822203/Sophie-Gradons-family-say-Love-Island-star-DIDNT-kill-herself.html

UPDATE 2 [Update 1] Hits/Misses André Previn | 28th February | 1 team Mike Willesee | 1st March | 7 teams Ted Lindsay | 3rd March | 3 teams Manohar Parrikar | 17th March | 3 teams Renowned pianist André Previn was the 4th consecutive solo hit in this competition, this time going to msc. The next day the "Willesee pause" failed to silence 7 teams. And, in the last of a cluster of deaths, ice hockey player Ted Linsday was a hit for a very strong Gooseberry Crumble team and 2 others. A 2-week drought can only be ended by the death of an African despot or an ailing Indian politician. Sadly it wasn't Mugabe's turn this time. The buck stopped at Manohar Parrikar, whose death pushed 3 teams further up the leaderboard. Death Impends extends his lead. Those 5 unlucky teams remain at the bottom of the leaderboard. What's new? Scores in full: 1. Death Impends - 26 2. CaptainChorizo - 21 3. msc - 20 4. Gooseberry Crumble - 18 5. Sir Creep - 16 6. Banana - 11 =7. An Fear Beag - 10 =7. The Old Crem - 10 =7. Pedro67 - 10 =7. RadGuy - 10 11. Skinny kiltrunner - 9 =12. Book - 6 =12. FixedBusiness - 6 14. The Mad Hatter - 4 =15. Joey Russ - 3 =15. theoldlady - 3 =17. Bibliogryphon - 0 =17. Clorox Bleachman - 0 =17. Toast - 0 =17. The Unknown Man - 0 =17. YoungWillz - 0

Reuters.com showing interest. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-india-minister/indias-former-defense-minister-manohar-parrikar-dies-idUSKCN1QY0RR

That's right. He's a hit for you, Banana and msc - if the DDP QO comes through. The scoreboard will be updated in a few hours, with or without points for Parrikar.

That's a surprise, considering he didn't look too bad on his birthday 2 weeks ago.

I'm a child trying too hard to be an adult, so no. Come 2020, however, I'd be happy to travel anywhere in the UK, or possibly further afield. It would be an honour to breathe the same air as deadpooling royalty. I don't actually hate you all

Death by ball injections Death by breast filler procedure carried out by Chinese tourist Death by illegal bum injections Death by Brazilian bum lift Death by facelift Death by hair transplant Death by nose job Death by penis enlargement Death by plastic snowflake implanted under skin Death by tummy tuck There's no end in sight! Cross-posted some links from Interesting Ways to Die. It's hardly an interesting way to die any more. Everyone's rushing out to do it. How long before Martina Big ends up like those 2 girls in Final Destination 3, nose #11 collapses on Rodrigo Alves, or Beshine's bazongas blast away everyone in a 500m radius?

Yesterday after the film I was harassed at a urinal by George Little's double and his 11-year-old pals going "wheeeyyyy" as he was giving it the usual - "Fuck off! Fucking cunt! Yer maw's a fucking cunt! You're a fucking cunt! Fucking square go! I'll fucking chib ye! Fucking fuck off!" Anyway, there are several videos circulating on social media of the same group of weans. They've gone to at least 3 supermarkets, threatening to sodomise and kill each manager. Each time, they end with a quip about the managers not being able to do anything, before zipping away on their Razor Scooters. The sad truth is that they're right, and the managers would end up in jail if they were to dare lay their hands on them. They'll doubtless keep doing it until they come face-to-face with that person. Wish I'd pissed on them when I had the chance.

Captain Marvel was okay, I guess. Sure, I've seen all 21 MCU films with the same 4 saddos people. Most of it has been decent, and hey, it's a cheap evening out. The lacklustre ones sort of blend together imo. I'm not as invested as my one friend who literally jumped out his chair in shock at one scene. Goose the cat is the best character. 6/10.

Tomorrow marks 30 years since the World Wide Web was invented. Keep your eyes peeled for mentions of Tim Berners-Lee's "late father"...

Does that mean he'll land in the DL Top 5 next year, only to live for another 27 years?

I get a hit with Angus Sinclair.