Jump to content

Clorox Bleachman

  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Clorox Bleachman last won the day on September 13 2020

Clorox Bleachman had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

991 Excellent

About Clorox Bleachman

  • Rank
    Cludgie Cleaner
  • Birthday 23/02/2002

Profile Information

  • Gender
  • Location
  • Interests
    Waiting for auld codgers to die

Recent Profile Visitors

4,901 profile views
  1. Clorox Bleachman

    World's Oldest

    Back when I was super interested in supercentenarians in late 2017 or so, I decided to pick 20 random 110-year-olds and check in on them periodically. They were: Miriam Moore - 28th Jan 1907 Ellen Goodwill - 2nd Feb 1907 Sumie Yabune - 5th Feb 1907 Rosalie Esposito - 11th Feb 1907 Kameo Oya - 12th Feb 1907 Thelma McLeod - 13th Feb 1907 Christine Hoscheid - 16th Feb 1907 Herbert Engle - 18th Feb 1907 Lillian Cox - 22nd Feb 1907 Masae Uchiyama - 27th Feb 1907 Maria Branyas Morera - 4th Mar 1907 Marguerite Bailly - 6th Mar 1907 Hide Morokuma - 10th Mar 1907 Sally Ellis - 14th Mar 1907 Rosena Hankerson - 16th Mar 1907 Anna Medwenitsch - 17th Mar 1907 Icie Clark - 19th Mar 1907 Tame Yamaguchi - 20th Mar 1907 Helen Turner - 1st Apr 1907 Merle Phillips - 2nd Apr 1907 Maria Branyas Morera (who survived Covid!!) is now the only one left.
  2. Clorox Bleachman

    Room 101

    Don't doubt it for a second. I see worse on an hourly basis, and I'm on the sales floor (not in Asda) for 48 hours! Being desensitised is part of the problem. When you watch someone open a honey jar, finger and lick the contents and put it back on the shelf, what's the harm in leaning closer to the next customer? Or so a lot of staff think. It's also hard to enforce masks when the enforcer is probably a 5'2 lassie who grown men aren't afraid to shout abuse at when they aren't allowed to jump the queue. Please shop online if you have the means, at best you'll put me out of a job
  3. Clorox Bleachman

    Jacques Brel's Imitation Jelly Jewellery

    MGMT - It's Working SZA - Good Days blink-182 - Stockholm Syndrome It's funny/unfortunate that listening to 2k chart songs from 1952-63 hasn't changed my comfort zone, which is music from 1993 and up. If anything it makes me want to move as far as possible away from yodelling, and funereal backing singers, and 5 covers of the same song, and godawful arms/charms or you/true/blue/through couplets. Maybe my opinion will change when hippies take over the chart.
  4. Clorox Bleachman

    Sock puppet accounts

    Nope. msc thought I was a sock when I first joined, but he'll tell you I'm a human being and not a piece of cotton with googly eyes if you interrogate him...
  5. Clorox Bleachman

    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    That's an underestimate, I'm most likely twice his age.
  6. Clorox Bleachman


    Soulja Boy rip-off Silentó was arrested 3 days ago on suspicion of murdering his cousin: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55900380 This is no longer the worst thing he's done, but not by much.
  7. Clorox Bleachman

    Cloris Leachman

    Aww, my gut told me she was on her way out, which is why I picked her in DDP. It might have seemed like a long shot but here we are before the end of January. I don't profess to be some kind of stan (it's only a punny username after all) but she was my favourite of the Mel Brooks-era comedy actors. Very talented and throughly deserving of her Oscar. Watching The Last Picture Show feels like a fitting tribute.
  8. Clorox Bleachman

    The 2021 Deathlist Cup

    I'll give it a shot.
  9. Clorox Bleachman

    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Change the pronouns from "he" to "I" and it's an autobiography. 8000 words!
  10. Clorox Bleachman

    COVID 19 - Second Wave

    I work full-time in a supermarket. Face shields and improperly worn masks don't concern me, since they offer some protection and most people keep their distance. The place is well-ventilated and the ceiling must be about 6 metres high. What pisses me off, however, is clatty bast people who lick their fingers before touching anything and everything A scarily high number of folk with NHS lanyards do this. Great way to directly spread the virus.
  11. Clorox Bleachman

    DL Dead Pools

    Worth noting entries close for these at the end of the 30th, not the 31st.
  12. Clorox Bleachman

    Most Significant Death Of Each Month

    January - Kobe Bryant February - Caroline Flack Mar-Jul - some old people August - Chadwick Boseman Sep-Dec - some old people
  13. Clorox Bleachman

    Room 101

    Me too! They must be desperate. Now would be an ideal time to purchase some DL buttons. They'd look quite snazzy on my fedora alongside the local Communist Party badges.
  14. Clorox Bleachman

    Celebrity vaccination.

    Only the most reputable news comes from an account called "Someone Ask the Q".
  15. Clorox Bleachman

    Recent Profile Visitors

    Ah, the second layer of sarcasm got lost on me. Thanks for clearing that up.

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use