Jump to content

Clorox Bleachman

  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won


Clorox Bleachman last won the day on September 2

Clorox Bleachman had the most liked content!

Community Reputation

276 Excellent

About Clorox Bleachman

  • Rank
  • Birthday 23/02/2002

Profile Information

  • Gender
  • Location
  • Interests
    Waiting for auld codgers to die

Recent Profile Visitors

1,305 profile views
  1. Clorox Bleachman

    Room 101

    DRUNK DRIVERS. At the weekend a family friend was knocked off his motorbike by a wrong-way driver and killed instantly. Only 24. He did nothing wrong yet his lovely, heartbroken family must organise his funeral. The wanker's charged with being unfit to be behind the wheel due to intoxication, and death by dangerous driving. He could be in jail for up to 14 years but do I feel bad for him? Not a jot. Not when Uber exists so you don't have to recite taxi numbers whilst you're steaming at 6 in the morning. Anyone who enables a drunk driver deserves to have the book thrown at them. Please fuck off to Room 101. If you get in a car which a steamer is about to drive, you're equally responsible for whatever might happen. Hopefully you won't take any innocent people with you.
  2. Clorox Bleachman

    The Chequered Flag

    Aye, a very dangerous time in racing. The practice of sending track marshalls running across the track became less of a thing after the 1977 South African GP. I would rather not link the video...
  3. Clorox Bleachman

    Richard Overton

    From the latest Gofundme update: Overton 5 Pneumonia 0!
  4. Clorox Bleachman

    The Law of Averages.

    9 years is hardly a newbie! But I agree.
  5. Clorox Bleachman

    From Cleric To Relic

    The Rev Dr Laurence Whitley, who held services in Glasgow Cathedral for victims of the Clutha and bin lorry tragedies, has had the tables turned on him. His own service took place yesterday after he died aged 69. https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17217996.rev-dr-laurence-whitley-minister-who-led-clutha-and-bin-lorry-tragedy-tributes-dies/
  6. Clorox Bleachman

    13. Stan Lee

    This year's list is the first to have hits in 10 different months. However, it's sad to see him go. One of my group chats is in meltdown; he inspired many a comic nerd. R.I.P.
  7. Clorox Bleachman

    Five4Three2One Deadpool - 2018

  8. Clorox Bleachman

    Seen Any Good Films Lately?

    I was asked to watch Outlaw King by someone I know who played a minor role. No, his name isn't Shirley. There wasn't an awful lot to the film - grey skies and gory deaths - but Chris Pine did a good job overall. 5/10, made me hate the English.
  9. Clorox Bleachman

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Just come back after 3 hours of babysitting (chasing after) 12 unruly little nightmares, the largest of whom made it his goal to rugby-tackle me to the floor with every chance he got. I have decided to save the planet by never having children.
  10. Clorox Bleachman

    So, How's Your 2019 Shortlist Looking?

    No! Really?
  11. Clorox Bleachman

    Sinéad O'Connor aka Shuhada' Davitt

    Yet another Twitter rant. https://www.nme.com/news/music/sinead-oconnor-says-never-wants-spend-time-white-people-2397624
  12. Clorox Bleachman

    Arrogant Academics

    Wee story. The name Devah Pager has been tormenting me for the last 2 days and I have figured out why. I wrote her name in an exam. It was for a Modern Studies exam about a year and a half ago. 25% of the marks came from an essay on a British or American issue, so I chose "racial discrimination in the USA". The bulk of the essay referred to a study showing that job applicants with 'black-sounding' names were as disadvantaged as white criminals applying for the same job. Well, that study was conducted by one Devah Pager! Getting full marks on the essay bumped my grade, thanks to her. Would never have known if I hadn't searched for her cause of death (pancan).
  13. Clorox Bleachman

    18. Bob Barker

    Bob Baker is indeed dead. Dunno about Bob BaRker, mind you...
  14. Clorox Bleachman

    Death Links

    3 women with an extremely rare brain condition which means they can remember every day of their lives. One of them is actress Marilu Henner. Sure, they might help advance dementia research, but they would be the best deadpoolers in the world!
  15. Clorox Bleachman

    Arrogant Academics


Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use