Clorox Bleachman

He'll die laughing at that pun.

Doddie Weir was on the Scottish news to mark his 50th birthday, which is tomorrow. The report handily compared his appearance now to an interview of him last year. Overall not much decline and still walking/talking albeit slurred. Safe for 2020.

OUT: Constantino Chiwenga Phil Collins Oskar Lindblom Gray O'Brien Ozzy Osbourne IN: Tim Bilton Nick Cordero Fi Munro Gavin Robertson Leon Spinks

Yorkshire Ripper for some light relief.

If we're being that technical then we would have to count the time she was born. The chances are she wasn't born in the early hours of the morning.

There was a TIL on Reddit a few years ago about his plight. In short, a lot of tragedy came from the win. The manner in which the townsfolk treated him was appalling, but he didn't make it easier for himself either. Best case scenario would've been the win being kept secret. Only 6 states allow Powerball winners to remain anonymous, though.

Ariana Grande is 27. ?

Not being treated as a terrorist incident.

Aww, what other shop has a £5 loyalty card which slashes prices on almost all of their products? Maybe the high heidyins realise now that it wasn't the best business move.

To be honest, Duke Street would look about the same after a couple more fires.

David Smith update - still here, after 10 years with cancer. His most recent results were good but he reflects on the unpredictability of his scans.

If the Maryport-run Deathrace 2010 is anything to go by, the winner will be "no one, f***in' no one", and the burden of shame shall hang over all who participated.

Guy Incognito. Living up to his old name then.

Irish comedian Kailum O'Connor A.K.A. KailumsLife dead at 21 after going missing. His videos would regularly go viral on social media platforms. Not someone whose humour I was a fan of, but sad to see.

Pfft, can't even get a hit by the second day? Bunch of amateurs.