Clorox Bleachman

Margaret Vivian, Australia's oldest person, has died at the age of 112. https://thewest.com.au/news/today-tonight/australias-oldest-person-perths-peg-vivian-dies-aged-112-ng-b88968371z Born in Glasgow

"You have 1 new friend suggestion: Maddie McCann"

Bob Dole.

Sorry, I should have made it more clear. I'm being paid by Big Metric to push the decimal agenda and destroy the imperial system. I get a bonus every time I get a reaction out of a disgruntled DeathLister.

*Drol's blood pressure returns to normal* I'll take Josip Manolić.

5 months before this thread was created, she reportedly gained almost 20 kg (43 freedom units). That is, if you believe an Australian source citing the National Enquirer. I doubt she's gaining/losing weight for movie roles. Menopause?

I have an "Einstein" in my class. He's there because he loves sleeping at his desk and so has failed the course twice.

Her weans look like they're feeling sorry for themselves...

Former Ipswich Town player Kevin Beattie has died aged 64. He suffered a heart attack. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-45541588

Ricksen has gone full Stephen Hawking - he now communicates via a computer, controlled by his eye movements. The computer was kindly donated to him by RDG Kompagne. At the moment he only has a female voice, but it does the job.

Violet Brown turned grey on this day 1 year ago, aged 117 years and 189 days.

BBC obit What a shame.

The year 2021 - Paul Bearer logs on after coming home from a 3-week holiday; sees 462 new extra-curricular topics; collapses in a heap on the floor.

Entered a risky team.