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Guess I can't ask for a train ticket to Partick any more.

Suzanne Fuckin' Whang lay down and died a year ago, aged 56.

American porn star Zoe Parker dies in her sleep aged 24. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-zoe-parker-dead-american-22680155

Kenny and Arsewipe racing to hit post:

I've heard it's best to keep the battery level in the middle (say, between 40 and 80%). Doing a full charge from single digits is the norm, but worsens the efficiency of your battery.

That says nothing about you though; his videos were largely not in English. In a way he was a 'foreign personality' and there is little expectation to know those people. Or is this part of a wider argument about internet celebrities not being famous?

He did have another song 18 years later (that charted higher!) but nobody remembers it except for this saddo. The promotion for this song was just odd. Erick was nowhere to be seen, and every interviewer would ask Alexandra if the song was about a literal elephant. Peak humour.

It was part of an EP in 1979 which didn't go anywhere. For whatever reason, the song was re-released in 2003 and went all the way to #1. Ulitzer is only looking at pre-1980 charting positions though.

Reporting Scotland mentioned Mary Quant is "too frail" to travel to an exhibition in Dundee. Could be a case of taking virus precautions in the Year of Our Lord 2020, or it could be that she genuinely wouldn't cope with the journey. She is 90 after all. Upcoming DL pick?

Deadly! No No No...

A GoFundMe has been created for legal fees in a battle over Nichelle Nichols' conservatorship (second time I've used that word today). Her sister is accusing producer Gilbert Bell of elder abuse...

Most recent update, from last month: From other posts it would seem she's in the late stages and isn't able to do much, sadly.

Surprised you didn't mention that she's asked a court to remove her dad's conservatorship (which he has had since 2008). It could be a positive turning point for her, as her dad is supposedly a controlling bastard.

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.

Oh my God, you killed Kenny!