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Been indicted over documents according to man himself:

There have been suggestions that some Tory MPs who are desperate for Johnson to avoid a by-election are showing "support" for Ferrier so as to make it look like they're not showing double standards.

Ladies and Gentleman, our former Prime Minister: (This is part of a thread of questions Johnson has been reportedly asked to answer for the public inquiry)

A case where the newborn child will already be walking better than his father.

Has the committee ever considered picks based on the possibility of suicide?

Went for J Carter this time.

Leah Bracknell's death was quite delayed in 2019: happened 15th September, not announced until 16th October.

Sky have reported he died on the 10th May, so sounds like the speculation around the private ambulance on here was correct.

He can do dodgy paintings of the Queen all over again in the underworld.

Government now planning to hold "by-election drills" in preparation for a potentially high number of resignations:

Apparently this is because his brother died from alcoholism, which led Frankie Boyle to joke that it was shame his brother didn't die from being a massive racist and misogynist.

(If the image is cropped, the trending terms are: "Daniel Radcliffe", "Bummed", "Harry Belafonte")

Jump in the line was a great hit, will probably will end up listening to it all evening now.

Cannot see a recession happening this year now, all the mass parties to be held in response to this will ensure economic growth is sustained