Brad252

This could well be another of those JFK, C.S. Lewis and Aldous Huxley days.

How about Sir Frederick Barclay? 89, lost his twin brother nearly 3 years ago and the state of The Telegraph financially can't have helped with stress.

Gone for Carter.

https://www.threads.net/@tobyontv/post/CzmOv7qMxeZ "Good evening from Downing Street. Rishi Sunak's green credentials have been under attack recently, but today he proved his commitment to recycling...David Cameron's back." - Krishnan Guru-Murthy

"Useless fuckpig!"

Turns out Johnson's scruffy hair was caused by misuse of a hairdryer, by trying to blow it up one's nose to kill covid: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67287003

In a year's time, if GB News is still running, they better be prepared for a big recruitment drive for all the maternity cover I can imagine being necessary.

If I've got the same person they are standing down at the next election anyway, so if found guilty they won't be behind bars before the General Election (given how close it is and how long it will take to get to trial and pass sentence if guilty), and they'd have to resign before then for a by-election to occur.

"Never believe anything in politics till it has been officially denied": https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/kremlin-rejects-speculation-that-putin-is-ill-uses-body-doubles-2023-10-24/ "Kremlin says Putin is healthy, laughs off body double rumours"

He's the second MP whose surname gives away their misconduct, after Chris Pincher.

I missed this 'spectacle':

Failing Grayling standing down, citing a prostate cancer diagnosis: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-67034851

The perfect metaphor for this result: