Brad252

Braverman is too evil for Stephen King.

After Fox recently posted an explicit upskirting image, his next destination should really be jail.

The Tories' ratings are so low, even Gove's withdrawal symptoms look like he's still high.

Just leave this here:

That's akin to someone telling you "I'm fine" when asked how they are, which is arguably the most common lie ever told.

If the Tories get wiped out at the General Election, the year's top talking point will not be that, it will be Laura K vomiting live on air before proceeding to receive CPR.

Come the GE Reform won't be able to stand everywhere, even if they refuse any pacts. They have poor vetting for candidates and have already had to drop dozens of candidates after controversial remarks have been unearthed, including this rather interesting looking character:

Forget whatever the final results are, this is by far going to be the highlight of this election.

Is this akin to what the Princess of Wales tried with that Mothers Day image that backfired?

I have a £5 QEII memorial coin and £2 Flying Scotsman centenary coin, both bought as collectables. There are general 50p coins in circulation as you say, but I haven't seen any comms regarding other general coin values receiving his portrait, only the banknotes. If as suggested Charles only has a year or two left at most, I expect any currency in circulation with his portrait on to become very valuable given the slow/minimal rollout. Do we know if Charles has any pillar boxes?

Like buses, you wait 70 years for one then 2 come along at once.

For the 1000th time, we really are led by the least amongst us.

There are 101 reasons why a May election has been ruled out, I doubt the King potentially dying in the next 8 months is one of them.

The tell tale sign will be how he looks come the Christmas speech, assuming a) he makes it that far, and b) he's well enough to do it. The amount of time between now and then is similar to the Queen's last Christmas speech and her death, and the photos showed a notable decline, so if Charles' could too if he is terminal.

If something will bring down Truss, the history of ironic scandals in the Tory party means her downfall will be due to a bondage bombshell.

From the FT describing Truss: "Unfortunately, her approach worked a bit like this: imagine a bunch of people are stuck in a warm, stuffy room together. Everyone wants the windows to be opened, but they are fastened shut by complicated locks. While people try to work out how the locks operate, one of them, Liz, attempts to throw a chair through the window. The chair bounces off and hits her in the face."

Vegetable endorses vegetable:

What's the top dance track in an underground disco in Tehran? "Iranian men, Hallelujah!"

One of my favourite book covers:

The biggest shock to me here is Channel 5 is still being watched.

Not the mention another ironic name scandal in that an MP called Willy exposed his...you know.

If Braverman and/or Badenoch lost their seat that would definitely meet it, both in terms of scale of shock and them each being leadership contenders after Sunak's departure.

Labour's poll lead is so high, Gove asked for their dealer's no.

There is an irony that the leader of the political party that doesn't back the Good Friday Agreement has been booted on Good Friday.

The narcissism meter must have completely exploded on seeing this: