Fun-e-ral

Finding Nemo ??

Very good

It’s a good list to be fair, just misplaced

Police interviewed the horse and asked it if the sex was indeed consensual, it’s reply was “neigh”.

Tester for you but here goes, kudos to those who get it right without the help of google. “I’m the best there is, even if you beat me I’m still the best” Clues available upon request !

With deep fried hamsters at the wake ?

Tina Turner . 79, cancer in 2016, kidney transplant in 2017. Last seen hiding in Switzerland. I think next year she might just hit her Nutbush city limit.

Surely it’s got to be “two in the bush” ?

She’s doing it just to piss you off

Duke of Edinburgh, I can Phil it in my waters.

So just to recap, is she actually ill or not

She will make 100 easily, just to piss Charles off if nothing else.

If that’s true I bet he had Ustinovs hands.

Looked like the kind of smug twat who just wouldn’t have been able to stop himself giving it the “do you know who I am ?” bit.

Moist

Just seen him talking to Gareth Southgate on the telly before the England game, looks healthier than he has for 15 years.

Right up there with Trump then ?!

How those bee stings popped a bra open I will never know.

Lennox Lewis off of boxing .

I’d like to say yes, but if you are going to go to all that trouble then I would expect to see some of the ransom money turn up used somewhere. For that reason alone I think it’s unlikely.

Morris is probably the only (in)famous person whom I genuinely believe lived a lot longer than was presumed. Almost certainly dead now but I reckon he survived getting off the island.

Is there a Frank Morris thread yet ?

50x the odds if they rock up riding shergar.

Touché !!

Yeah, once, supposed to be coming back again though.