Fun-e-ral

If that’s true I bet he had Ustinovs hands.

Looked like the kind of smug twat who just wouldn’t have been able to stop himself giving it the “do you know who I am ?” bit.

Moist

Just seen him talking to Gareth Southgate on the telly before the England game, looks healthier than he has for 15 years.

Right up there with Trump then ?!

How those bee stings popped a bra open I will never know.

Lennox Lewis off of boxing .

I’d like to say yes, but if you are going to go to all that trouble then I would expect to see some of the ransom money turn up used somewhere. For that reason alone I think it’s unlikely.

Morris is probably the only (in)famous person whom I genuinely believe lived a lot longer than was presumed. Almost certainly dead now but I reckon he survived getting off the island.

Is there a Frank Morris thread yet ?

50x the odds if they rock up riding shergar.

Touché !!

Yeah, once, supposed to be coming back again though.

Maybe there could be a sort of reverse Dead Pool. People who are presumed dead but actually turn up alive ? Richey Edwards, Lord Lucan, Shergar, Jesus Christ, Rolf Harris’ career, that sort of thing ?

He has been classified as legally dead since 2008, a DL grey area perhaps.