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This horseshit four-day-old article states he tripped over his own feet, immediately bounced back up and carried on with the show. Saved you a click.

Some handy deadpooling information about Dave Ball in this 3 month old article.

Worth mentioning that Johnny Ruffo's Instagram has now been dormant for over 2 months, the longest he's gone without posting. His girlfriend has not posted any update and occasionally posts bouquets of flowers on her story. Is the end nigh?

Joseph Massino, mob boss who was the head of the Bonanno Crime Family from 1991 until 2004, dead at 80.

3 years ago I went on a date with an Italian and he was impressed that I had prior knowledge on Berlusconi and Napolitano. Of course I left out that I’m only aware of them because of this site.

Oopsies. Chamorro

Chamorro

Allow me to join the conga line of Cropsy victims. However I had to choose between The Pricey and Rachel Stevens.

Michael Tilson Thomas update, cancelling appearances after being advised not to travel by his doctor. Not a lot of optimistic people in the comments.

Prudence McIntyre, one half of sister singing duo Patience and Prudence dead according to this obituary.

Annoyingly common now. Any terminal celeb can post a picture on Instagram, health related or not, and it'll generate many "X issues new update amid cancer battle" headlines. All about the clicks, which I imagine a lot of them are generated from the users that frequent here!

In case he's been forgotten, Jayanta Mahapatra needs to be added to Obit Watch/LOTL.

Not according to Wikipedia. According to LEX18.

Veteran South Korean actor Byun Hee-Bong dead at 81 from pancreatic cancer: https://www.allkpop.com/article/2023/09/veteran-actor-byun-hee-bong-passes-away-after-battling-cancer DDP pick.

Burhan Sargun dead: https://turkiyememurlar.com/eski-yoneticilerimizden-ve-futbolcularimizdan-burhan-cahit-sargin-vefat-etti/

Lauch Faircloth seems to be a hit here: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/14/us/politics/lauch-faircloth-dead.html

Perrie Mans is a hit: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/23944332/perrie-mans-dead-snooker-masters-champion/

Eat my ass you lil ragebaiter

Nope. 2 accounts of any form aren't allowed if I recall. He's had that second account since January 2022 and, for some reason, is still active on it as of last week. Given his reputation for horseshit quality posts he's probably sitting on it for a rainy day.

@Paul Bearer surely @DeathClock and @DeathClock2 are the same person and number 2 should be banned.

The French users only have Bardot, Le Pen, Delors and this lady going for them in terms of main list material. They're allowed this thread.

I fell for this fucker and plonked him on my main DDP team. The media seem to have backed off Kate Keltie, but it did seem at one point there were sussing her 'miracious' recovery.

Stuart Gray, diagnosed with stage four Cholangiocarcinoma in June 2023, life expectancy 6-18 months, already has a chronic liver disease on top of that. Saved you a click.