Death Duke

Gyles would turn up to a pigeon's funeral.

Kiss of death for Kissinger.

I don't mean to defend her, but what was she suppose to sound like? If the monarch died 2 days into my tenure as PM, I'd be a bit all over the place too.

I knew she was faking it!

No Monarchy = No imaginary job

Charles has waited for this moment for his entire life. He isn't going to give it all up now

Indeed, succession is an automatic process. Once The Queen draws her last breath, Charles automatically ascends the throne. It's the debate after that has happened that should scare the monarchy. I don't think the monarchy will be abolished within the next 5 years, but long-term it'll definitely crumble in more ways than one.

US Media saying what the British media isn’t ready to say…

Witchell is on BBC News trying to contain his burst nutsack. I don’t know why news commentators are expecting her to pull through? It’s inevitable where this is going.

“Concerned for Her Majesty’s health” - oh dear.

She could either go within the year or last until 101 like her mother did, walking stick and all. Ageing is a very unpredictable process.

Judging by her first PMQs, she won’t last 5 minutes. Absolute dire performance so far with no plans, vision or leadership. Can things get more bleak?

Only to replace her with Suella Braverman who makes Priti look like a saint in comparison.

Half the country should be on the deathlist before she is. She's going to run this country even further into the dirt.

Just announced she has been diagnosed with non-hodgkin’s lymphoma on her Instagram. 80% survival rate, but with her age side effects to treatment could be crucial. A potential pick for 2023?

Sad news. I didn’t think he would go this year, but cancer can play a blinder. RIP to a true gent.

Lansbury. She’s too quiet at the moment and her absence from the Tony’s was never a good sign.

Finally a hit. And a big one too!

Huge miss for the committee. A true talent in a world that’s starting to lack it. She’ll be sadly missed.

Pele Pele

Bahamas news confirming

Viktor Saneyev, three-time Olympic triple jump champion, dies at 76 https://olympics.nbcsports.com/2022/01/03/viktor-saneyev-dies-triple-jump/

Surprised to see Bill Turnbull on there, but no George Alagiah? Silly, if you ask me.

2022 List 1. Elizabeth II 2. Michael Parkinson 3. Iris Apfel 4. Frank Field 5. Olivia Newton-John 6. Tony Bennett 7. Ghislaine Maxwell 8. Tom Smith 9. Sidney Poitier 10. Charlene, Princess of Monaco 11. Loretta Lynn 12. Jean-Louis Trintigant 13. Jimmy Carter 14. Pope Benedict XVI 15. Shannen Doherty 16. Willie Nelson 17. Barbara Walters 18. Julie Goodyear 19. Mel Brooks 20. Katherine, Duchess of Kent 21. Angela Lansbury 22. Glynis Johns 23. Harvey Weinstein 24. Derek Draper (Kate Garraway's Husband) 25. Nickado Avocado (Famous Youtuber) 26. Bob Barker 27. George Alagiah 28. Harry Belafonte 29. Berry Gordy 30. Dick van Dyke 31. Raul Castro 32. Noam Chomsky 33. Prunella Scales 34. Leslie Phillips 35. James Earl Jones 36. Henry Kissinger 37. Tom Parker 38. Alan Greenspan 39. Pele 40. David Attenborough 41. Stanley Baxter 42. Eva Marie Saint 43. Barbara Eden 44. Rosalynn Carter 45. Jean Marie Le Pen 46. Alexei Navalny 47. Tim Curry 48. Danniella Westbrook 49. Jesy Nelson 50. Wendy Williams Subs: 1. Prince Edward, Duke of Kent 2. Yoko Ono 3. Ethel Kennedy 4. Patricia Routledge 5. Michael Schumacher

Statement from her agent