The Great Cornholio

Kentucky goes to Trump Vermont goes to Biden Those are the only certainties so far, I reckon Trump's got Florida in the bag. If not then this is gonna be a short race.

I'm not gonna take the MSM's word on this one I'm afraid... Just a matter of the votes. Biden has a good chance of winning but I predict a marginal Trump win - although I predicted the same outcome for BoJo last year and look what happened...

Tuesday 185

Idk, am I?

John Sainsbury, Baron of Preston Candover, current Tory billionaire president of Sainsburys and great grandson of John James Sainsbury (founder of the Sainsburys supermarket chain) is 93 years old today. With that being said, good future DL pick?

Am I the only one who's never had a celebrity crush?

Never said that, I said undergarments. I could've been wearing long johns or pantaloons for all you guys knew. But since you guys show keen interest, I usually sleep in either trackie bottoms, my undercrackers or just nothing at all.

King Carlos ii fascinates me the most out of all the royals, how can anyone like him even survive so long let alone be king? A depiction of what he may have looked like:

Hate to let you down but my cock and undergarments were jizz free that night. Sorry to destroy your glamourous fantasy there...

Queen's cousin, Lady Elizabeth Shakerly, dies aged 79

Nope

I once had a DL dream when I went onto the DL home page for it to say 50/50 dead, only for me to find out the world was ending minutes later...

The funniest recent dream I had was where I was chased around a large mansion by Donald Trump where he was using his tie as a belt. I pointed it out and said 'You're using your tie as a belt, hah! What a loser!' and he hit me. The dream I had last night was something to do with throwing poop and Baby Yoda, I dont often remember much from my dreams...

Am I the only one here who isnt gay? xD

Monday 244

Jonathon Pie nails it once again, this is why Trump is gonna win.

Sunday 275

RIP Mr Bond

Mate you are on another level xD But at least you are entertaining

Including the break up of the Chuckle Brothers...

Sutcliffe

Well he's not denying it

Bonar went stiff, nice...

Donald Trump's side bitch daughter, Ivanka, turns 39