The Great Cornholio

Hot take: Trump doesn't want to be President anymore and secretly wants to lose. His ex-wife, Ivana, stated that Trump misses his freedom a couple of years back and that he doesn't exactly want/need a second term. Apparently the two are still close despite how Donald treated her so maybe shes the only person who's reporting on whats really going on in his head - as we all know how blatantly fake he is. Besides, Donald Trump loves attention and now everyone in the world knows who he is - which is the best ego booster you can get - so why bother running again? Just a hot take from yours truly, as I really dont think he has the same get up and go attitude, thoughts?

Dis one

Tuesday 99

Snoop Dogg is 49, along with one hit wonder, Dannii Minogue, who is also 49.

Herbert Hoover died 56 years ago aged 90

This map shows the rise and fall of COVID cases in the UK. Most places are actually in decline, Liverpool/Manchester area on the otherhand have increased 200% in a week.

I'm going to the bathroom to read - Elvis

Isn't autocorrect the best?

Evander Holyfield, the only person to be the world heavyweight champion 4 times, is 58.

King John, best known for signing the Magna Carta and being a bit of a douchebag, died 804 years ago today.

Thomas Edison stole his last idea 89 years ago, he was 84

Monday 122

Sunday 132

Just checked for any records for anyone under the name Paul Matters (birth certificates etc, you can find stuff like this on pretty much anyone) and there was nothing regarding his age. He was active since 1968 up until 1975 - so guesses to the year he was born in would most likely be late 40s to 50s. His first band (Armageddon) was from Newcastle, New South Wales, and he has record of living there during his retirement. Maybe nobody knows how old he is...

Hai

Friday 143

Nazi leader, Generaloberst Albert Jodl, who was one of the last generals in Hitler's bunker in his final days, died 74 years ago today after a death sentence from the Nuremburg trails

Deathlist's own Angela Lansbury is 95

Wait, Trump caused COVID? Are we sure Joe isn't off on a trance again?

Wait that's a misspelling? What's the correct way?

If Biden does get in I have no doubt #46 will be instantly replaced by #47 (AKA Kamella Harris). Tbh I think its completely 50/50. Any prediction is just as accurate as a coin flip at this point.

I think you're taking it all too literally. Baring in mind that the timeline would've been different if he died in 44 then he might've been potentially captured at this point. Either way, to avoid overthink, I'll just state that I stand corrected.

A classic

One shot said that I was a year out, I was actually 2 years out as he died in 1946 (which was 74 years ago). Long story short my dyslexia has failed me yet again.

Disney reportedly trying to get James Earl Jones to return to Star Wars despite JEJ being nearly 90 - not sure whether this is for the Kenobi series next year or something completely different...