The Great Cornholio

I told you guys she meant it... Are you ready for something morbid from my end? Not as morbid as wishing death on someone because you dont like their politics but an unpopular opinion. If you live on the brink of death and you catch covid then maybe its time. We have the same outlook when it comes to cold and flu season... I can tell you're feeling really triggered so maybe just chill for a while before you send an angry response over how much of a mean closeted Trump supporter I am for suggesting that the government doesnt need to hold people's hands through life.

Found a newer one on Twitter

I'm sure he'll find some reason to stay relevant. Wasn't there going to be a Trump TV station? Also, regarding the Trump assassination, I think we should just respect each other's opinion and recognise that we both have a right to one. You've voiced yours and I've voiced mine.

Its seems you are the one who made the huge jump. Let me be extremely clear. I am not justifying Trump's presidency. The last 4 years have just been move after move of stupid. You made a jump when you thought "When is someone going to shoot this total cunt in the face?" wasnt wishing death upon Trump. My point was simply "Oooh thats a bit edgy" but then that went into your head and got messed up with your childhood and you comprehended it completely different than how I intended it. While I have you with En Passant's 'Trump going around killing people' claim, as much as people love to blame everything on Trump (just because its easy to blame things onto him for how stupid he is) I would say that COVID ultimately comes down to personal responsibility. If you are hygienic and careful then it will be extremely unlikely you catch the virus. I would argue thus far that the closest thing he's done to 'killing someone' with the virus was doing that motorcade trip round the hospital - because he is just treating the virus like how he would treat the flu. A proper instance of him killing people would probably be that airstrike in Syria, but then again Obama loved to bomb Syria so I mean I'd be a hypocrite to judge him on the number of people he's killed. I never wished Obama dead, despite him being an asshole behind closed doors.

On the topic of twunts, seems that I am the latest member of the twunt club. *PB handing me my twunt award*

So Trump is going round shooting people now? I agree he's a bad person but you wish for him to be publicly assassinated. I've always seen Trump derangement syndrome in videos and on Twitter but I've never personally witnessed it until now.

Lard may be bang on the money when it comes to why Trump shouldnt be re-elected but calling for his death and hoping someone will "turn this sack of shit’s brain into soup" is a bit morbid. Just because I have a shred of morality doesnt mean I have no idea.

This douche is 54 today

Oooh edgy!

I believe this was the last public sighting of him (in June)

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Why do people rely on polls so much? Polls are easily manipulated. I'm sure its not as black and white as all that, otherwise Trump would've never been elected in the first place.

Sadiq Khan, the lawyer who defended the 9/11 terrorists and called their detainment unjust, turns 50.

Franklin Pierce died 151 years ago aged 64. Also Clement Atlee, the martyr of the Labour party, died 53 years ago aged 84.

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Catholics will happily bend anything to fit into their narrative. If he doesnt catch it it'll be because 'God is immune to covid'. If he does and lives then 'God tested him'. If he dies then 'God moves in mysterious ways'. Catholic speculation is the most predictable thing ever.

You know I'm going to laugh at you so hard when Pope Francis gets covid right?

"Thank you Heather, very cool!"

Not my favourite band but yeah, I agree with Lardy, they were way better than Def Leppard. We all have that one friend who plays shitty music and they always have Def Leppard on their playlist. RIP

Putin on his birthday: *Looks up at the sky* ""oooooooohhh!" https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/russia-tests-hypersonic-missile-launch-on-putin-s-birthday/vi-BB19MGC7?ocid=msedgntp

I have to say that I am fairly disappointed you didnt get another dot/bullet point on your profile for becoming a 20x twunt. Congrats on your milestone!

Like how William H Gates died, this thread also needs to die

Deathlist's own Desmond Tutu is 89 today

Clarence Birdseye, who invented frozen food, died 64 years ago

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