The Great Cornholio

Johnny Ramone, from the band Ramones, died 16 years ago aged 55.

The 2nd most hated royal turns 36

I'm doubtful Biden will win this. This is just Trump v Hillary all over again. Trump will get his second term despite this election being tailored to the left - all they had to do is find a decent candidate...

I believe the technical term for that is poo leverage My toilet seat is always fucking wobbly so if I'm departing mr brown I sometimes get a scare when the toilet seat shifts to the side

0 for me

On Wednesday I'm having my left arm pushed back into its socket. I've got a medical condition where basically my body kinda twists up slightly and I have to have everything realigned every few months plus cranial work. I can walk, run, do everything normal - its just get very uncomfortable sometimes... But yeah looking forward to being able to lift my arm above my shoulders, sounds dumb saying it but legit looking forward to it.

Rule of 6 comes into play as of today, although being in a cafe with 20 people breathing the same air is still perfectly legal...

William 'Eyebrows' McKinley died from a gunshot wound 119 years ago. Here is a speech of his from 1896, for those who are into their political history.

Another East coast rapper, NAS, is 47.

I snack on seaweed squares, you can buy them at Tesco and Waitrose. They are 23 cal per pack and they come in 3s - they fill a gap too. Not a guilty pleasure but a pleasure nonetheless, as I do make an effort to avoid the cake after I put on a stone over the quarantine.

Frank Vincent from Goodfellas, Sopranos and the GTA Series, died 3 years ago aged 80.

Why specifically steps? Unlike you, I'm not into cheesy disco music.

Salty fucker arent you?

AMY... Fugin' autocorrect! I dont live in Milton Keynes...

Christmas trees are very similar to Amy Winehouse, when they die they leave fucking needles everywhere

The man who invented sideburns, Governor Ambrose Burnside, died 139 years ago aged 57

Swizz beats is 42 - why are all the good rappers in their 40s/50s and we're stuck with rainbow 69 people...

But you knew what I was saying, you were just being a grammar nazi

It varies day to day for me. I more or less browse through whatever's raking in the views. Not into anything too hardcore, nor is anal really my thing... I like all sorts. Every body type has its pros and cons. Black women is a trend for me at the moment, all my previous gfs have all been white so I have a bit of curiosity about it. In the perfect world, I'd like to give all the races a try. But I'm not exactly Brad Pitt - plus I am shite at conversation (I'm surprised I got as far as I have in life with the women) - so a lot of it is left to pornography and my imagination.

Let me carefully break it down for you... I think Phil will die annoyingly close to his 100th. BUT, there is a very good chance I am wrong and that he may live to 100. In that instance, would the Queen have to send her a telegram? Just because I predict something, doesnt mean that thing then happens. Surely someone distinguished the difference between fantasy and real life to you at primary school.

Is this thread worth existing now? We could always create a new archive thread and call it 'Deathlist's Spam Folder' and merge all of these pointless newcomer threads with it, gives us something to laugh at from time to time...

He will die annoyingly close to his 100th birthday, mark my words... Would the Queen have to send him a telegram when he turns 100?

It was a lot more beforehand. Been trying to limit myself to 3-4 a day. So if a pack of B&M blue costs 9 quid and lasts about 5 days then potentially I'm buying 5/6 packs a month - which equates to about 45/54 quid p/month

I'm a frequent smoker myself, plus I often find myself chainsmoking these days too... I did quit for a while but, like Toast said, I dont feel a proper benefit to it other than having saved 40/50 quid every month. Life just gets extra stressful.