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Ray Dolby, CEO of Dolby sound, died 7 years ago aged 80

I think that probably goes for everyone in this group tbh. Lets take this a step further, what kind of porn does everyone watch?

Louis C.K be 53 today

Women's cocktails. That shit tastes 10x better than any beer at my local. If I am working a late night and I'm coming back to the hotel - I have one or two in the hotel lobby while everyone has fucked off to bed.

As for presentation and delivery, you get a 10. As for correctly locating the Statistics thread, you get a 1.

Whoever got killer mosquitos gets a point... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/huge-swarms-of-mosquitoes-kill-hundreds-of-horses-and-cows-by-draining-blood/ar-BB18WiaD?ocid=msedgntp

https://moderndiplomacy.eu/2020/08/22/mahmoud-ahmadinejad-does-he-want-to-become-president-again/ Ahmadinejad v Trump = WW3

Since nobody else contributed, here is the cast for the all-time classic that is GTA San Andreas Young Maylay (Carl Johnson) - b. 1979 Faizon LoveSean ('Sweet' Johnson) - b. 1968 Yolanda 'Yo-Yo' Whittake (Kendl Johnson) - b. 1971 Clifton Powell (Big smoke) - b. 1956 MC Eiht (Ryder) - b. 1971 Jas Anderson (OG Loc) b. ? The Game (B-Dup) b. 1979 Big Boy ( 'Big Bear') b. 1975 Eugene Jeter Jr (Emmet) b. ? Ice-T (Madd Dogg) b. 1958 Clifton Collins Jr (Cesar Vialpando) - b. 1970 Samuel L. Jackson (Officer Tenpenny) - b. 1948 Chris Penn (Officer Pulaski) - b. 1965 d. 2006 Armando Riesco (Officer Hernandez) b. 1977 Cynthia Farrell (Catalina) b. 1973? Peter Fonda (The Truth) - b. 1940 d. 2019 Charlie Murphy (Jizzy B ) - b. 1959 d. 2017 Kid Frost (T-Bone) - b. 1956 James Woods (Mike Toreno) - b. 1947 James Yaegashi (Woozie) - b. ? Richard Chang (Su Xi Mu aka Suzie) - b. 1964 Hunter Platin (Ran Fa Li aka Farlie) - b.? David Cross (Zero) - b. 1964 Danny Dyer (Kent Paul) - b. 1977 Shaun Ryder (Maccer) - b. 1962 William Fichtner (Ken Rosenberg) - b. 1956 Frank Vincent (Salvatore Leone) - b. 1937 d. 2017 Debi Mazar (Maria) - b. 1964

#NeverForget

These memes only come once a year...

Without Arabians, 9/11 wouldnt exist. Instead it would've been called IX/XI Why was 10 always afraid? He was in the middle of 9/11 9/11 victims are amazing readers. They went through 96 stories in the matter of seconds! Proof that 9/11 wasnt a government plot: It actually fucking worked! Have you ever had a 9/11 threeway? Its when two twins go down on you Happy 9/11 everyone!

I had bad info on that one, my b

RIP Twin Tower A and Twin Tower B

Johnny Vegas turns 49, take it Lardy wouldnt mind a piece of that either?

Aw man... Just as I thought I'd found a funny as well...

Cancer tends to do that sadly...

How do you get a nun pregnant? Get an altar boy to fart on her pussy

Qin Shi Huang, 49, Founder of the Qin dynasty and 1st emperor of a unified China, died 2230 years ago from eating mercury thinking it would make him immortal

Big Daddy Kane is 52

PLOT TWIST: Time was Trump all along, all this time Trump has been sat in the oval office switching between Deathlist and Twitter all day. #Time2020

In other news, Amazon are up for the 'most rewarding organisation for employees' award

I'm back at work 3 days a week and WFH on the other 2. Since my local office was decommissioned my work is in London so I have to take 2 sodding buses and a train on my trip to work - which takes 2 hours either way. All it takes is for one person on one of these things to have the rona and I'm fucked. A new DL hit would defo lift my spirits...

The biggest killer the world has ever seen had a heart attack 44 years ago today

Adam Sandler, from every terrible movie ever, turns 54

You sound pretty sure about that, could you send the link to the same article you read?