The Great Cornholio

All round douche, Oliver Cromwell, died 362 years ago today. Interestingly enough, his corpse was ritually publicly executed 2 years after he died.

Charlie Sheen is 55 today Ferne Cotton, who was an absolute doll, is 39 today

And lets face it, he will be re-elected...

J.R.R Tolkien died 47 years ago today aged 81

Would've been 96 today

What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip-reader

4 gay men are in a hot tub. All of a sudden, a condom comes afloat and one of the gay men says to the others 'Ok who farted?'

I think the concept of either Trump or Biden winning would be tragic. That is unless the Libertarian or Green party have a massive surge in votes.

Imagine having constant sex as a job but that still isnt enough... Not anti-porn or anything but that goes to show that porn hasn't just got a psychological effect on viewers but the actors themselves.

Dr Phil from Dr Phil turns 70 today :^)

Tommy Morrison, professional boxer and actor (mostly known for his work as Tommy Gunn from Rocky V) died 7 years ago from AIDS - aged 44

Finished on 100 points, nice. Twas a very fun game, thanks for hosting Paul. We shall revisit this if/when the second wave occurs.

One hour left, anything's possible...

1. Second Wave of Coronavirus 2. A new war will start 3. Economic depression suicides 4. UK Gov will keep on not checking 2/3 of people crossing the border for COVID 5. Unimaginable riots from the left when Trump wins his second term

1. Kane Tanaka 2. Fauja Singh, runner 3. Roberta McCain 4. Leon Spinks 5. Alex Trebek 6. Prince Philip

Chris Tucker from Rush Hour 1+2+3 turns 49

Monday 4

That is unless on the off-chance someone on the list pops their clogs today

The country mourned Princess Di's death 23 years ago today.

Too early to tell just yet. It might all become clearer who the winner may be when the debates happen.

Is it just me or were tits generally more perky back then? Asking for a friend

Charles Bronson died 17 years ago aged 81

Cameron Diaz is 48

Sunday 8