The Great Cornholio

My boi and his straight up facts

I think scientists have their own thread.. Borys Paton, Pres of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine for nearly 60 years, probably deserves his own thread if Lovelock has one - plus he is nearly 102...

If this is what you do on a Tuesday night, I wouldnt wanna see what shit you get up to on NYE...

Is there any evidence he's dead? Links?

Its like his face is made of bark... Are you sure this wasnt enhanced?

Pot kettle black, mr shit-talker. Maybe someone wanted this guy dead? Fireworks factory explosion sounds like a cliché to me...

Benedict’s private secretary, Archbishop Georg Gänswein, now says that he is expected to recover. False alarm guys...

Wednesday 100

David Rockefeller was put on in 2017 at the age of 101... Both my suggestions are arguably more famous than Gates Sr so I dont see why not... Capt Tom Moore is a good idea.

Beverly Cleary and Marsha hunt would've been my suggestion, they are already in their 100s...

Tuesday 75

Article has been edited. Vatican says that Benedict's condition 'is not particularly worrying'...

Unless he has whatever is keeping Prince Phillip alive, I wouldnt say its likely he'll make it till then... That would be cool though, although we'll probably have to wait 9-10 years at least until this record can be broken if Benedict doesnt recover.

He wont last the week IMO... Two of the Nolan sisters have cancer. Linda (which you guys already know she has cancer) and Anne (just revealed she is undergoing treatment too).

They havent stated anything new in that article. I think all we can do is speculate until more info comes out, but I agree that this is defo worth keeping an eye on...

Yeah I've had it. Left me bedridden for 2 months, in fact it left me so behind on my college work that they kicked me out. Worst part was that if I was to go back and do it again then I'd have to pay like 5k so I went to work at a warehouse instead... took nightschool to become an automation expert and here I am today... But yeah shingles is nasty and I was 18 when I had it. I wouldnt imagine a 93 year old surviving it...

He wont last the week

I had the virus back in early March. It is awful... You'll push through it I'm sure.

Going back to the topic at hand, I would also want to put forward Beverly Cleary for next years DL.

From the look of things, no he's not doing so bueno. According to this, he is extremely frail and his voice is barely audible. Really doesnt look good for him, sorry Catholics...

Well I mean I wasnt the one who started this shit... Ah its so easy for people like you to sit behind a computer and talk shit when I bet you're a wet piece of bread IRL.

Other news outlets are reporting this too: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/08/03/emeritus-pope-benedict-93-extremely-frail-visiting-dying-brother/ Shame DL committee didnt include him this year...

I'm sure you had a great time rubbing one out to this conversation, Quim Cuck

Always x

Did I say that this is what DL is all about? I said DL is all about competing with itself and then you guys took in what I said and muddled it with your childhoods or whatever and then what I've said became "The competition isn’t ‘how old can we make our picks’, it’s ‘how many deaths of famous people can we correctly predict’." - which isnt the point I'm making, 'flower'. My point was this: It would be a cool if we could have someone on the list hang on for a very long time - perhaps 105 (and thanks to Joey for actually being nice enough to explain to me about the previous 105 year old on DL and not insulting me during his explanation). I stated that it would be cool to beat the top age on DL and I then ASKED over whether it was a good idea to include golden age Hollywood actress, Marsha Hunt, to our suggestions for DL's next list. I dont know how you managed to interpret that into anything else than the fun discussion that I was having.