The Great Cornholio

Why did the semen cross the road? Because you put on the wrong socks

Friday (today) 60

I was literally reading that in his voice xD I reckon Brian Blessed hasnt got much longer left, he's has a pacemaker after his collapse in 2015. Although his dad did live to be 99...

Well I dont get why people find Brooklyn nine nine funny - this doesnt mean I go giving my opinion to everyone about my personal preference in comedy. Humour is subjective, theres been like 23 seasons of SP so surely it must hold up. Plus Trey Parker and Matt Stone have net worths both well into 9 figures, so clearly there are a lot of people like me that enjoy the stuff they put out.

*Killjoy has entered the chat*

Who is willing to bet that Kanye West is going to get parodied AF by South Park in September? They've got so much to work with, with him being a gay fish and all...

Link didnt work for me, so I googled the headline. Article is from 2014

One things for sure, Nicki Minaj will struggle to find comfortable sleeping positions

So you're willing to bet Nikki Minaj is loyal and respectful of relationships?

Willing to bet that the dad is 6ix9ine (skittles), I reckon being amongst the general population got him a bit excited in his collab with her

Tuesday 77

I'm one of those pieces of shit that just shakes the contents of the bag into my mouth.

Guys he isnt gonna win, lets make that very clear. But I think supporting him is a protest to the two party system - I would honestly rather Kanye West as president than the dementia patients that are against him.

Nah you've gotta give it to him - that was a speech from the heart. Kim was on the brink of aborting their child and they decided against it last minute and now he is thankful because he has a family - its a wholesome story. I dont think this warrants his anti-abortion stance though as this doesnt take into account the reasons why someone would have an abortion to begin with (eg: incest, medical conditions, rape etc...)

Yep. Someone who sounds like a children's cartoon show has overtaken Tupac and Biggie Smalls in posthumous album sales... I hate teenagers... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/music/juice-wrld-s-new-album-marks-biggest-posthumous-debut-since-notorious-big-and-tupac/ar-BB16XgcC?ocid=msedgntp

Usually the best ones that get murdered - although the more modern rappers that get killed are usually shit. Actually, let me rephrase, all modern rap is shit (with very few exceptions)...

Lee Yung Kam (popularly known as Bruce Lee) died 47 years ago aged 32

Nathaniel Thomas Wilson (better known as Kool G Rap) turns 52 today. Crazy how so many iconic gangsta rappers are now in their 50s...

Apart from her turning 79, is there anything else that'll make her a good candidate? Like health issues? If not, 79 is deemed fairly young when it comes to deathlisting.

Idk, I kinda enjoy watching SJWs tearing their hair out. I mean the presidency isnt gonna get much worse so fuck it, lets get the popcorn and let the national triggering commence when she pops her clogs...

This is the subtlest approach to asking for nudes that I've ever seen

According to Twitter, basically a whole bunch of people from TikToc or whatever reserved a load of seats so nobody could get them - then they didnt show up, causing Trump's rally numbers to fall significantly.

He looks like someone who's had a facelift who never needed one to begin with