The Great Cornholio

I always think of Cumberland

Benedict Cumberbatch - best known for his confusing surname and being ugly - is 44 today

Monday 35 (if released)

Well if Trump is gonna vouch for him to Jesus then surely he's going to hell

But your avatar is literally of a ballsack...

Imagine getting insulted by boomers due to envy of youth xD

Yeah, I'm so youthful that even my parents are younger than you, mr long ballsack man.

Steve, just shut up...

Sunday: 50

Both parents are alive for me, Mum is 48 and Dad is 50. 3/4 grandparents are still alive. Considering I eat mostly junk food and chainsmoke (on top of my skin condition and respiratory issues) I think I'd probably see myself as lucky to hit my 70s tbh. 80's would be ideal for me.

Sorry to hear about your mum's early end, hopefully you'll surpass her by a significant margin. If not, please arrange for your death to be announced on this thread

Start a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/kanye-west-secures-spot-on-oklahoma-presidential-election-ballot/ar-BB16NONN?ocid=msedgntp He is still in the race! #DontTreadOnYe

Interesting fact, his armspan is actually longer than his height. (Height 2.72m - Armspan 2.88m)

Shame... Literally done nothing else but take the anti-Trump stance for the sake of being anti Trump, and fall asleep at work... I get it, Trump has made stupid decisions throughout his presidency, but actually bring something to the table. The constant anti-Trump verbal diarrhoea coming from the left and the MSM is actually WAY less tolerable than Trump himself - turning the west into a laughing stock etc... This is why I admired Tulsi Gabbard, she actually called Trump out on all the other stuff that people were overlooking instead of the usual 'Trump is waycist' that is constantly being fed to idiots in order to brainwash them into voting Dem when Tulsi had actual change she was willing to bring to the table. Even Bernie Sanders offered real change...

Thursday 99

It is also Will Ferrell's birthday (53 today)

This is actually a really interesting thread, its like a murder mystery except its not a murder and we dont know who the victim is.

Nope xD But my thing fit into a recent song, that at least deserves half a point

Captain Tom walked till he cant no moore

Oh dang, you got me... *stands up from behind desk to reveal polo shirt and cargo shorts*

Honestly surprising how many people here are 40+... (I am 21)

COVID 19 UK death toll will reach 45,000 today: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/coronavirus-in-numbers-uk-death-toll-at-44-968/vi-BB16Kyr7?ocid=msedgdhp