The Great Cornholio

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The Welsh side of my family. Left to right: My great grandmother (my mum's mum's mum), My great x2 grandmother and my great x2 uncle Bill. They were from Llanbradach, a small mining town near Pontypridd about 30 mins drive from Cardiff. My great x2 grandparents had a total of 16 children (11 of which lived to see adulthood). My great x2 grandfather worked in the mines and his wife owned a sweet shop.

An elderly lady phones her husband on his way home from London. She says "Dear be careful on your way home, there's some lunatic on the M1 driving down the wrong side of the road" To which he replies "There's not just one of them, there's fucking hundreds of them!"

Could've been down to pride month too hahaha #JohnsonOut

We did it guys! Nobody will ever be racist ever again!

No sweat bud, I've only made like 3/4 threads so I'm no expert... I am a bit OCD though so I will point out all inconsistencies, big or small. You'll come to hate me like the others do soon

Norman Alden played Lou Caruthers (the guy who owned the cafe in 1955), just an FYI...

Depends on the number of people brawling them to state the obvious, 3 people vs DP would be a no brainer over who would win. I mean there were typically 2 bouncers at this place, if I remember correctly, so if it were just one guy taunting DP then my grandad would've probably taken him if DP was left swinging at the air. My Grandad served in the national guard and made a living as an engineer on the Harry Brown so both him and DP were fairly big and mean looking back then so I doubt too many people wanted to fight them. Once about 14 years back, DP was in Milton Keynes signing autographs with Kenny Baker (R2D2) and he signed a photo of Darth Vader for me (as I was a big Star Wars fan). I told him about how he knew my grandad and DP called him up the next day and they spent the day out together. Sadly my grandad died about a year later so a lot of the stories he had about working with David Prowse ended up getting lost in the midst of time...

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August 1st again...

Literally the very middle of 2020 and we have 11 deaths in total. Well done committee, RIP Mr Reiner.

Leon Spinks again. He is getting thinner and thinner all the time, wont be long...

Well this thread is kinda ahead of its time tbh, but my predictions for last ones standing are as follows: Main cast: Claudia Wells (Jennifer) Supporting cast: J.J Cohen (The skinhead guy from Biff's gang) Minor cast: I was going to say the guy who played Joey Baines (b.1982/3) but I see no record of him so I'm gonna go with Maia Brewton (Sally Baines) Crew: Kathleen Kennedy - I feel like she has a few more movies to ruin just yet, especially if anymore Star Wars movies are announced...

'We are painting our cars black because George Floyd, do you believe we're not racist yet?'

Leon Spinks

Hey I mean we live in the same town so I might already know him, who knows...

Surprised to see how old he is now, many happy returns to him.

Looking back at this, I think I need a history lesson on Zorders. So he was like a Trump supporter with ego trip? Dont get the deal of why he's so widely talked about to this day even though he was banned nearly 4 years ago.

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Thats fair tbh, I guess its all about perception and with me having only been here since late last year I got a bit of a toxic vibe when that might not have been the case. I really appreciate how people own what they are, like how I own and accept that I am a hot headed OCD freak who doesnt understand politeness. Going back to @Steve , I think its more of a research thing with you, like in that 'sickest game ever' game when you came out with 270 and cited 'the internet'. Paul telling you to fuck off was kinda uncalled for IMO but just avoid stuff like that. Basically the higher the quality of a post, the more popular you are here - thats my take of this forum.

How right is alt right? Because my definition of alt right is Richard Spencer but someone elses opinion of alt right could be someone who says stuff like #AllLivesMatter or #Trump2020 - which in my eyes is just plain right wing. Reason I ask is that I have said some things that some of the purple haired ones would call 'alt right' (namely when I suggested the possibility of Michelle Obama being a man) and some people got very upset to the point of ganging up on me.

In the most unbiased explanation I can offer: You've made a few dumb posts, ngl. Everyone here does their research, you make a mistake, just say 'my bad' and do your research next time and 9/10 all is forgiven. And tbh I agree that there are some smug dickholes in this group that like to start beef for the smallest reason which usually ends up escalated way out of proportion - especially if you break the liberal safe space here with an opposing opinion - diversity of opinion is frowned upon here by some of the heavier posters here. At the same time I've met decent people on here too, you have simply gotta have the patience for them to get to understand you better and that you're not just a troll or whathaveyou... You wanna see a change to Deathlist then you've gotta make it yourself. At the end of the day, this forum isnt just for smug assholes but its for everyone who likes deadpooling.

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Michael Jackson died 11 years ago today. RIP to a music icon who changed the world forever. Hee hee!