The Great Cornholio

My prediction below: 2020: Olivia de Havilland 2021: Prince Philip 2022: Jimmy Carter 2023: Pope Benedict 2024: David Attenborough 2025: Sean Connery 2026: Ozzy Osbourne 2027: Queen Elizabeth II 2028: Pope Francis 2029: Donald Trump Crazy how we are gonna have to wait 10 years to mark up our scores hahaha

That's it, laugh it up guys... xD

I'm gonna stick with August 1st

Never thought the day would come, RIP

The drinking bit at the end was funny - but that was just raw footage. The commentary provided wasn't funny because we've heard it all before. Late night 'comedians' probably need to start thinking of a new joke by now. Its not 2015/16 anymore, we know Trump is orange and isn't all quite there - lets move on. Plus ramp or no ramp, old people do tend to shuffle when they see any risk of falling - even when that risk is very low. I reckon Trump has a lot more health issues than he lets off if I'm honest.

Not saying that Trump isn't a joke but who actually finds these late night tv hosts funny? Its like the same cliché shit with them. Watching a 74 year old man walking down a set of stairs isn't exactly comedy, especially if you claim to be tolerant of everyone regardless of age, race and gender.

Next hit wont be for a while. I reckon COVID has created a reason for seniors to hold onto life until its all over - as we are all determined to come out of it victorious. Not saying that death has to do with a mindset but I reckon it definitely plays a factor. My prediction is August 1st.

A couple more dyslexic jokes: If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic Did you hear about the gay guy who discovered he's dyslexic? Hes still in Daniel

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who struggle to have sex? They tried to do the 96 position

Hahaha well... with the modern age of web based videos, I'd be surprised if people still download stuff like that onto their hard drives

I've been watching all the Curb Your Enthusiasms recently. Managed to find it on my Dads old hard drive. Very funny, hopefully the PC babies wont have this or Seinfeld taken down.

Buzz Aldrin punched a flat earther in the face for harassing him not long ago, I reckon he will be the last one to go, as Id imagine he'd be doing fitness of some kind to even think of bopping that guy in the face.

Seriously fuck these PC babies. This exodus is essentially killing British culture. These people are why other countries are laughing at us, we are such pussies. Speaking of pussies, why cant someone muster the balls to tell these cunts to fuck off.

Ok heres a simple solution for those who don't like Little Britain/Inbetweeners/Gavin and Stacey/whatever tf is next to be cancelled: DONT LIKE IT? DONT WATCH IT!

Speaking of birthdays, today is my birthday! I also share my birthday with Shia LaBeouf, who is 34 today.

Good song more or less, although my taste in music is a bit more 21st century normally I do like some of the older stuff like this. Shame she didn't take her career further.

Only until a year ago I realised the guy singing this was actually a woman.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

But what I don't get is why people (especially twitter) are clearly more upset about a statue of a man who was into slavery than companies who still do it. Clearly proves that Britain is so 'racist' that you'll have to go back 100 years to find something you don't like about it when really we are one of the most diverse and generous countries in the world towards immigrants. But if we REALLY didn't like slavery, why don't we try and push for it to be banned in the modern world? Instead of signing a petition to get the statue removed (which is pretty much just an issue of honouring a dead slaver) why don't we sign petitions on modern day slavery? I mean the left says they're woke but I bet most of them still consume big corporate brands like Nike with no second thought to the damage they are doing to the third world. Surely if we are talking slavery then that should be our main concern?

But if you are more outraged by a statue than by companies that initiate slavery/child labour in this day and age then you're probably a hypocrite. Why is everyone complaining about a bloody statue? Oh yeah, because virtue signalling about it makes them feel morally superior.

They were bullied into it. If they didn't give in then they run the risk of being a victim of the far left, the crime being anywhere between being attacked by the far left to being called 'racist'.

I'm not saying they are cancelled. They are restricted. The BBC and Netfix were bullied into taking down a TV show, which many people enjoy. So what do we call a group of authoritarian people who make rules for everyone else without second thought? Telling them what to watch and what to think? Hmm there's a word for this somewhere... Oh yeah, I remember, they're called facists.

I call it having the media controlled by a handful of idiots. The amount of people that complained are small, very small, opposed to the majority of people in this country who don't believe in censoring stuff they don't like. You seriously cannot compare non PC humour to fucking chimney sweeping and child labour.

Its just outrage culture that gets on my nerves. The fact that someone can piss and cry until they get what they want banned is the collapse of our society. Cancel culture is the social equivalent of seeing an advert for guitar lessons, phoning up the number and shouting 'I dont want any fucking guitar lessons' down the phone. Seriously lets just ignore these cunts.

Actually pissed that Little Britain has been pulled. I have a dream that we can one day live in a world where snowflake opinions are ignored and we can all live in harmony.