The Great Cornholio

Thoughts?

*Looks at man holding up his phone in reflection of the van* HI SIR CREEP!

ISTJ - But it really depends on what personality I adopt for the day xD

"Carter busted his last nut" (idk)

My second hit, RIP Swedish Chef (minus the stache)

Usually this happens when a president is in office - Obama being a good example

Trump in Ohio either yesterday - might be the lack of orange in his face but he looks like he's aged significantly since leaving office.

What animal has 5 legs? A pitbull returning from a playground

Completely random shot in the dark but I'm gonna say 98

Right... But in order for sarcasm to be used then there's got to be a degree of context - which was basically all I was asking for

Kirk Douglas? ...or is there some inside joke I'm not getting?

Changing answer to Jimmy Carter

I think Trump will be around longer than we think, apart from his weight there isnt much wrong with him (physically speaking that is). Fred Trump lived to be 94 and Mary Trump reached 88, so he's got good enough genes. Would be interesting to see if he'll actually lose weight when medically advised to do so, given that he is clearly smarter than all doctors. My list would be: Carter (obvs) Biden Clinton Trump Bush Obama

Well that escalated quickly xD The work of a hospice is to make sure the patient dies comfortably - sadly this isnt the case for many hospices. Given that he'll be given the most comfortable exit possible, be it the best morphine etc... Why am I even responding to this smh... Next time you quote me, copy and paste so you get the correct spelling, illiterate miserable old geezer has nothing better to do than argue over nothing on a celebrity death forum. xD

The average hospice patient lasts about 3 weeks after admission, given that Carter will get the best treatment possible means he'll probably be gone in 4-5

Nothing new from the media since last year - only thing I found was that Deathlist 2023 made the Daily Star and Rolf was mentioned there. I'm not on DL frequently so I'm not sure if this article was posted previously - otherwise, enjoy...

Rolf again

Rolf Harris

Rolf Harris

Rolf Harris

Old article where the cast call the scene 'tasteful' - will defo come up if this goes to court

Went to see my 97 year old great grandad today, Dick (being the same age as him) is in incredible shape in comparison

The human trafficking stuff has been out for months now. My old neighbour showed me some footage of him stating that the reason he moved to Romania was that the police dont investigate rape unless there is physical evidence (will post link onto this comment when I find it) - his talking point being that so many people constantly have false rape charges put against them (the real figures of this happening are actually very small) so that alone is very sus...

In that case, you might as well stick Trump on the list too - given hes probably more hated than Joe Biden

At one time perhaps xD - although it might be a bit old and shrivelled now (and riddled with STDs)