The Great Cornholio

If I call En Passant a cunt-oo, does that mean I win? xDDD

Lol what tf are you talking about? I dont even remember what I (supposedly) did to you a year ago xDDDDD

Dude you started this xDDDDD

Are you mad that I have a life outside my computer? xD I mean who tf criticises someone on content when the best they can come up with it 'ooo ya cunto' xDDDDD

Comedy gold right there, did you come up with that yourself?

Hey so, out of interest, what's the character limit on our names?

My arse hair is so long, it was in the Guinness book of world records ...not for long though as the library kicked me out

I wouldn't know, the point being is that this is a death forum and not a place where mums complain about their badly raised children or sensitive nipples or whatever - although I'm sure many members here are happy to discuss their nipple sensitivity

Riiiiight... I mean this topic is called 'Where will the next school massacre be' so the 'morbid' topic already exists - my only suggestion was making a topic where the answers are states rather than countries. Also why are you on Deathlist if you cant deal with morbid topics? This isn't Mumsnet...

Take a look at the title of this topic...

I feel like there needs to be a poll over where the next massacre will happen state-wise. I think everyone knows the country where this happens...

Although he has been on previous lists, I was surprised when the DL committee dropped Pope Benedict from the 2022 list (especially when they decided to keep on Prunella and not him)

Jimmy Carter again

I couldnt help but check his liked content, not gonna say the number but wow...

Very unexpected news on Paul O'Grady... Rip

Thoughts?

*Looks at man holding up his phone in reflection of the van* HI SIR CREEP!

ISTJ - But it really depends on what personality I adopt for the day xD

"Carter busted his last nut" (idk)

My second hit, RIP Swedish Chef (minus the stache)

Usually this happens when a president is in office - Obama being a good example

Trump in Ohio either yesterday - might be the lack of orange in his face but he looks like he's aged significantly since leaving office.

What animal has 5 legs? A pitbull returning from a playground

Completely random shot in the dark but I'm gonna say 98

Right... But in order for sarcasm to be used then there's got to be a degree of context - which was basically all I was asking for